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#4921 |
Wight
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Unfortunately, just as the cruddy dykes broke the flood rushed back out to sea, then the tsunami came
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#4922 |
Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again
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Fortunately it was just Tsunami by the Manic Street Preachers coming on Middle Earth FM, which is a cracking song.
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#4923 |
Wight
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Unfortunately, an evil elf attacked everyone while they were listening to the song.
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#4924 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, the evil elf was using only none lethal weapons without realising it and so killed no one.
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#4925 |
Haunting Spirit
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unfortunately the evil elf died.
lol
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A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.
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#4926 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, the word 'lol' was an incantation that brought him back to life and made him give all the Hobbits a huge supply of cake and tea.
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#4927 |
Wight
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unfortunately, it was a huge EVIL supply of cake and tea
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#4928 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, Gollum had come by Bagend the day before
and invited himself and twelve friends back for an EVIL supply of cake and tea party.
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#4929 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Oops! Duplicate copy.
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#4930 |
Wight
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unfortunately, the twelve friends fell ill and evil to the (din din din) EVIL supply of cake and tea
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#4931 |
Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Fortunately, Gollum didn't.
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#4932 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, while he didn't fall ill, he did fall into a fiery pit of doom setting off a chain reaction that caused all the volcanoes to erupt.
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#4933 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, the volcanic ash fertilised the soil for years to come.
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#4934 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, the evil flowers in Morgul Vale found the
volcanic soul especially stimulating.
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#4935 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, they decided to be good and gave everyone tickets to see The Argonath's latest concert.
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#4936 |
Wight
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Unfortunately, the tickets were fake and Gimli had to lock up everyone who had one of these tickets.
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#4937 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, Gimli had Legolas's daddy detain
them in his dungeons and they all escaped down the Running River when the butler was late returning from an AA meeting.
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#4938 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, a train ran over them once they had climbed onto land.
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#4939 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Fortunately, the train was made of gravy and so did not harm them at all.
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#4940 |
Beloved Shadow
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Unfortunately, it tasted terrible.
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#4941 |
Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Fortunately, they had already snaffled quite a bit of the elf butler's wine so everything tasted nice
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#4942 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Unfortunately, once again, THE DRAGON CAME!
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#4943 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, the dragon was allergic to gravy
and got a terriblr rash.
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#4944 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Unfortunately, it was contagious and caused all the inhabitants of middle Earth to need a special cream only found in Sauron's shed.
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#4945 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, some clever elvsees soon made
generic brands of the cream and made millions.
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#4946 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately they blew all of it at the Dunlending Casino and Bar
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#4947 |
Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Fortunately the Hobbits got the money and bought more ale and pipeweed.
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#4948 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Unfortunately, they all became permanently addicted, and no support group could help.
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#4949 |
Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Fortunately It had healing qualities.
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#4950 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, the S-B's managed to get the patent on it.
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#4951 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, their lawyers weren't very good so they couldn't do much with the patent for it.
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#4952 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Unfortunately, the lawyer was good enough to tie up the case in a legal battle for 500 years.
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#4953 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
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Fortunately, that lawyer died by the 493rd year of the court battle and handed it off to someone much more capable.
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#4954 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately, Saruman got the jurisdiction for the case
moved to Orthanc and appointed Wormtongue as presiding judge.
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#4955 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, Wormtongue was already bought out by the opposing counsel to saruman
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#4956 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Unfortunately, the opposing counsel was Sauron.
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#4957 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, the two sides were so tied up in a useless court-case about pipe-weed's patent they forgot all about the War of the Ring.
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#4958 |
Beloved Shadow
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Unfortunately, the case halted pipe-weed production, which put Gandalf, Aragorn, and most of the other good guys out of commission.
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#4959 |
Wight
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Fortunately, the ones that did not smoke pipe-weed were able to get on with the quest.
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#4960 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Unfortunately, the ones who didn't smoke pipeweed were incapable of completing the quest.
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