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MaultheStoor · 03-11-2008, 07:34 AM

When you accuse you Mom of "Spoiling a nice fish," every time she makes fish sticks.

MaultheStoor · 03-12-2008, 07:11 AM

Okay, after this we'll leave you alone. I had a Clay picture of Frodo, Sam, and Gollum on Mount Doom. Unfortunatly, I also had the Eye. My mom accused me of being a wich and screamed until I took it down...

Groin Redbeard · 04-11-2008, 12:32 PM

When you start thinking of the Shire while singing John Denver's song: Country Roads.

Mithalwen · 04-11-2008, 01:39 PM

When you seldom leave the house without a copy of LOTR and at least one other item from the oevre: currently in my "overflow handbag" I have LOTR, unfinished tales and half the radio series cassettes. And that is being restrained.

Cirtolthiel · 04-12-2008, 12:56 PM

I got to page nine and am still reading these so I don't know if mine have been said but..

- You said that you have to make up a dance for you school play and it turns out to be the Frodo Chicken Dance xD. Everyone starts laughing during rehearsal.

- Your friends who don't even know Lord of The Rings now greet you with 'Mae Govannen' when you walk into the classroom so they don't have to get smacked on the head.

- You school objects are named after Lord of The Rings characters. I have a pencil named Eomer, a calculator named Elrond and a shiny white laptop named Gandalf.

- You finally convinced your friends to read the Fellowship and when you hand the book over, you break into an extremely long speech of how it is basically your bible and if she hurts it in anyway she will have to face the wrath of your sword.

- Your friends decide that if they just nod and pretend to listen you won't kill them. And then when they tell you this you look hurt and ask why they don't want to talk about it.

- You spent an hour during recess and lunch explaining to your LoTR challenged friend about Ents and why the woodlands were important to Tolkien.

- When your stepdad is sitting in his big chair, without shoes on and smoking a pipe, you clap and says he looks like a hobbit... I just did this. xD

- Yours saving up for a Narsil replica but until then just have to use the sword your mum has in her office. (I did this, well, I did all of them but I tried to get it out of the sheath and whapped myself on the head with the hilt thus making my brother and friends laugh at me... then run when I aimed it at them. xD)

MaultheStoor · 04-14-2008, 12:29 PM

Sorry about this, but we had to butt in...again...
-If you have a pet spider named Shelob...*guiltily raises hand*
-If you've ever called someone a "Fool of a Took."
-If Treebeard is your favorite enviromentalist...
We think we'll leave it to you guys now...

Cirtolthiel · 04-14-2008, 12:49 PM

I called my cat 'Fool of a Took' and he was not amused...

- When you have to pick an artist for a school project you either choose Alan Lee or John Howe. (I just did this today.)

Other than that... I just can't think of anything

Annalaliath · 12-15-2008, 01:01 PM

You nearly die from reading most of this old thread and your old posts. The spelling is very bad.

You think about putting on the elf dress that you kept from prom.

You can't help but tag Glorfindel any time he EPs in Millways_bar, even if he doesn't like your vampires.

You have a Tasselhoff Burrfoot and Glorfindel thread going on at the moment.

You want to make a Hobbit doll for you grandmother for Christmas.

03-11-2008, 07:34 AM	#1
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	When you accuse you Mom of "Spoiling a nice fish," every time she makes fish sticks. __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

03-12-2008, 07:11 AM	#2
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	Okay, after this we'll leave you alone. I had a Clay picture of Frodo, Sam, and Gollum on Mount Doom. Unfortunatly, I also had the Eye. My mom accused me of being a wich and screamed until I took it down... __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

04-11-2008, 12:32 PM	#3
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	When you start thinking of the Shire while singing John Denver's song: Country Roads. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

04-11-2008, 01:39 PM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	When you seldom leave the house without a copy of LOTR and at least one other item from the oevre: currently in my "overflow handbag" I have LOTR, unfinished tales and half the radio series cassettes. And that is being restrained. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-14-2008, 12:29 PM	#6
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	Here they go again! Sorry about this, but we had to butt in...again... -If you have a pet spider named Shelob...guiltily raises hand -If you've ever called someone a "Fool of a Took." -If Treebeard is your favorite enviromentalist... We think we'll leave it to you guys now... __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

04-12-2008, 12:56 PM	#5
Cirtolthiel Newly Deceased Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: ME, no, not Middle-Earth (Sadly) but plain old Maine, USA Posts: 3	I got to page nine and am still reading these so I don't know if mine have been said but.. - You said that you have to make up a dance for you school play and it turns out to be the Frodo Chicken Dance xD. Everyone starts laughing during rehearsal. - Your friends who don't even know Lord of The Rings now greet you with 'Mae Govannen' when you walk into the classroom so they don't have to get smacked on the head. - You school objects are named after Lord of The Rings characters. I have a pencil named Eomer, a calculator named Elrond and a shiny white laptop named Gandalf. - You finally convinced your friends to read the Fellowship and when you hand the book over, you break into an extremely long speech of how it is basically your bible and if she hurts it in anyway she will have to face the wrath of your sword. - Your friends decide that if they just nod and pretend to listen you won't kill them. And then when they tell you this you look hurt and ask why they don't want to talk about it. - You spent an hour during recess and lunch explaining to your LoTR challenged friend about Ents and why the woodlands were important to Tolkien. - When your stepdad is sitting in his big chair, without shoes on and smoking a pipe, you clap and says he looks like a hobbit... I just did this. xD - Yours saving up for a Narsil replica but until then just have to use the sword your mum has in her office. (I did this, well, I did all of them but I tried to get it out of the sheath and whapped myself on the head with the hilt thus making my brother and friends laugh at me... then run when I aimed it at them. xD)

04-14-2008, 12:49 PM	#7
Cirtolthiel Newly Deceased Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: ME, no, not Middle-Earth (Sadly) but plain old Maine, USA Posts: 3	I called my cat 'Fool of a Took' and he was not amused... - When you have to pick an artist for a school project you either choose Alan Lee or John Howe. (I just did this today.) Other than that... I just can't think of anything

12-15-2008, 01:01 PM	#8
Annalaliath Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 380	You nearly die from reading most of this old thread and your old posts. The spelling is very bad. You think about putting on the elf dress that you kept from prom. You can't help but tag Glorfindel any time he EPs in Millways_bar, even if he doesn't like your vampires. You have a Tasselhoff Burrfoot and Glorfindel thread going on at the moment. You want to make a Hobbit doll for you grandmother for Christmas. __________________ Bloody Stumps!!!