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Eönwë · 04-08-2008, 03:45 AM

Unfortunately this meant that no-one would ever be able to direct the movie entitled "The Hobbit"

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-10-2008, 08:15 AM

Fortunately, Saruman, working on a comeback as a
sharp Middle Earth uberlawyer (no umlauts available
here

) won Smaug's case against Ancalagon
(who, it turned out, was really a transvestite) and
Smaug then agreed to produce The Hobbit as part
of his HBO series Everything You Ever Wanted To
Know About Dragons But Were Afraid To Ask.

Meneltarmacil · 04-10-2008, 09:41 AM

Unfortunately, he rewrote the script so that it was all about the poor old Dragon just trying to keep his treasure safe from Dwarves, Lakemen, and burglars, and ended with Bilbo getting burned to a crisp by Smaug.

Eönwë · 04-10-2008, 10:20 AM

Fortunately, eveyone liked it and it made Smaug rich again!

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-11-2008, 10:41 AM

Unfortunately for Smaug, Saruman then
demanded his $600 an hour lawyer fee
(plus expenses to use the Minas Tirith
law library) which took 70 per cent of
Smaug's new treasure.

Meneltarmacil · 04-11-2008, 11:18 AM

Fortunately (for Smaug) dragons tend to eat anyone dumb enough to mess with their treasure.

Eönwë · 04-11-2008, 01:42 PM

Unfortunately (for Smaug), Saruman was not just "anybody", he was a Maia with superpowers!

04-08-2008, 03:45 AM	#1
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04-10-2008, 08:15 AM	#2
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Saruman, working on a comeback as a sharp Middle Earth uberlawyer (no umlauts available here ) won Smaug's case against Ancalagon (who, it turned out, was really a transvestite) and Smaug then agreed to produce The Hobbit as part of his HBO series Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Dragons But Were Afraid To Ask. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-10-2008, 09:41 AM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he rewrote the script so that it was all about the poor old Dragon just trying to keep his treasure safe from Dwarves, Lakemen, and burglars, and ended with Bilbo getting burned to a crisp by Smaug. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-10-2008, 10:20 AM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, eveyone liked it and it made Smaug rich again! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-11-2008, 10:41 AM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Smaug, Saruman then demanded his $600 an hour lawyer fee (plus expenses to use the Minas Tirith law library) which took 70 per cent of Smaug's new treasure. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-11-2008, 11:18 AM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (for Smaug) dragons tend to eat anyone dumb enough to mess with their treasure. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-11-2008, 01:42 PM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately (for Smaug), Saruman was not just "anybody", he was a Maia with superpowers! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place