Worst Middle Earth Occupations - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morthoron · 05-15-2008, 01:13 AM

Hmmmm....worst professions?

1) Hobbit podiatrist ('Well, I wouldn't be very proud of those feet, Mr. Proudfoot.')
2) Dwarvish matchmaker ('Oh, you'll love her beard, Mr. Stonehelm, it's...ummm...just like yours!')
3) Arborist in Fangorn ('I was just trying to prune some dead branches. How did I know he was an Ent?')
4) Hospitality Director at Mordor's Center for Tourism
5) Gollum's psychoanalyst

05-15-2008, 01:13 AM	#11
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Hmmmm....worst professions? 1) Hobbit podiatrist ('Well, I wouldn't be very proud of those feet, Mr. Proudfoot.') 2) Dwarvish matchmaker ('Oh, you'll love her beard, Mr. Stonehelm, it's...ummm...just like yours!') 3) Arborist in Fangorn ('I was just trying to prune some dead branches. How did I know he was an Ent?') 4) Hospitality Director at Mordor's Center for Tourism 5) Gollum's psychoanalyst __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.