If a dwarf came to your door, what would be the first three things you would do?

This is my very first post here. But I know how I would treat a dwarf.

I would invite him in, after staring at him for a while.

Then I would feed him and ask him how I could help him.

But most importantly, I would ask if I could come with him and learn all he could teach me of his craft. No doubt that whatever he could offer would be far more interesting than the normal life I presently lead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]