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06-22-2008, 01:15 PM
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Alive without breath
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Gimli prepares to climb a small rope while no one is looking...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-22-2008, 01:30 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Legolas gets his nose stuck in his bow.
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Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place
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06-22-2008, 01:33 PM
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Alive without breath
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Everyone wondered why Logolas hadn't taken his shot yet... He'd been dead for three minutes.
Gimli: Well, at least his conversation will be better now.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-22-2008, 02:23 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Gimli: When you offered to get me a box to stand on, I didn't think you were a raving boxopath!
Legolas: Just keep standing on it. Or else.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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06-22-2008, 04:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gimli: Yeah, sorry to be so abrupt with this but I'm beaming out. See you losers later.
Legolas: *snooze* Boromir: I hope no one discovers that 'loose pounds with Boromir the Dicso King' video... Gimli: Hey! Listen to me when I'm belittling you! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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06-22-2008, 06:59 PM
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Shade with a Blade
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Gimli: Legolas? That's a mime.
Legolas (thinks): I hate mimes.
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Stories and songs. |
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06-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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Dead Serious
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The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while shooting was a key element to Legolas's fame as an archer.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-24-2008, 10:21 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but the ship's tractor beam is pullin' me inta space!"
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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06-24-2008, 10:25 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-25-2008, 11:21 AM
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Maundering Mage
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Realizing the gravity of the situation Boromir did his best to concentrate at the task at hand, but it was to no avail. He couldn't shake the feeling that the gastro-intestinal problem he developed while in Rivendell would rear it's ugly head at this most inopportune moment.
or Gimli: That still only counts as one...oh wait that's later that I say that.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-25-2008, 12:51 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
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Boromir has that shrinking feeling...
It is a little known fact that "Boromir the Tall" was an ironic nickname. The man of Gondor was actually scarcely taller than Gimli ......
or While Gimli was Gandalf's favourite during the journey through Moria, it seemed that the sun really did shine out of his......
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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07-04-2008, 09:47 AM
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Alive without breath
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Time for something new...
 Treebeard was furious that, despite Saruman's assurances, the earrings weren't very stylish. OR Quickbeam was about to become the world's first folk singing ent! 
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07-04-2008, 11:19 AM
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I looked at the picture and thought of two caption, unfortunately I continued reading and found out that they where very close to hookbills. . .
"Merry and Pippin is getting tought some new drinking songs" and "Treebeards new "bling bling" was the envy of the other ents" The jokes aren't the same, but the general theme is! Anyways I shall come up with some new ones. ------------------------------------------ Merry and Pippin was suprised about just how pleasant it was getting limbs eaten by an ent. Merry and Pippin was too polite to tell Treebeard that his beard was so sticky and quilted that they where helplessly stuck.
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07-08-2008, 08:27 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
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This pic . . .
. . . takes the expression 'chip off the old block' to a new level.
I mean, look at the hair, man.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-08-2008, 10:00 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
Ents: He's a lumberjack and...what?
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