The Bad LotR Fan Fic Drinking Game

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Diamond18

But really, I almost want to read that one about Legolas' half-angel daughter. It sounds so... complex...

Alas, she took it down. Not only did people keep saying mean things, but she was terrified of being plagiarised.
The story was at first thought to be a "troll-fic", i.e. a deliberately bad/weird story written as a hoax, but way the she reacted when a friend of mine tried to correct her grammar put paid to that theory.

Originally Posted by Morthoron

That is so bizarre it defies description, but somehow I see Keanu Reeves cast in the film version.

Whoa.

Originally Posted by Elmo

This is why I don't read fanfic I'd be an alcoholic.

Actually, if you played this game with some fanfic, you wouldn't be an alcoholic. You'd die.