Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eönwë · 06-29-2008, 02:01 PM

607. Slap yourself in the face.
608. Punch yourself in the face.
608. If you're flexible enough, kick yourself in the face.

or, if you're not a fan of hand-to hand combat:

609. Stab youself with a Bilbo's knife
610. Stab youself with the shards of Narsil
611. Stab yourself with a Morgul blade (well, you don't really die, per se)

Lindale · 06-30-2008, 07:46 AM

Place in front of Gollum a hundred shiny gold rings.

Tell old Denethor to chill immediately after he hears of Boromir's death.

Gollum the Great · 07-06-2008, 05:22 PM

614. Use Saruman's Blasting Fire on the 4th of July.
615. Invite a dragon over to do fire-tricks on the 4th.

-The Preciouss

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2008, 05:55 PM

Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly...

OR

Tell Smaug he's put on weight.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly...

Do you really think that Tom would actually kill you? Well, he might feed you to a Barrow-Wight...

Another one,
Get stuck for a day with the BW.
Read Hookbill's newspaper... oh wait.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-07-2008, 08:19 AM

616. Charge into some heavily armed orcs, dodge a scimitar swing, kill the captain, chop down another three as they retreat, slice a Warg out from under its rider as a horde of reinforcements scream forth in fury, hold the line as the main host hits your outnumbered regiment, see men fall all around you before the first rays of sun break across the horizon, mount a horse as you gleefully rout the enemy from the field, then trip as you dismount hours later and break your neck. Damn.

Eönwë · 07-07-2008, 01:23 PM

617. Eat a balog
618. Smoke a balrog

618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia.
619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf.
620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf.
621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent.
622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan.

06-29-2008, 02:01 PM	#1
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	607. Slap yourself in the face. 608. Punch yourself in the face. 608. If you're flexible enough, kick yourself in the face. or, if you're not a fan of hand-to hand combat: 609. Stab youself with a Bilbo's knife 610. Stab youself with the shards of Narsil 611. Stab yourself with a Morgul blade (well, you don't really die, per se) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-30-2008, 07:46 AM	#2
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Place in front of Gollum a hundred shiny gold rings. Tell old Denethor to chill immediately after he hears of Boromir's death. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-06-2008, 05:22 PM	#3
Gollum the Great Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Pinnacle of my own might Posts: 386	614. Use Saruman's Blasting Fire on the 4th of July. 615. Invite a dragon over to do fire-tricks on the 4th. -The Preciouss __________________ 'It just shows you how true it is that one-half the world doesn't knows how the other three-quarters lives.' Bertie, The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodewouse

07-06-2008, 05:55 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly... OR Tell Smaug he's put on weight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-07-2008, 01:23 PM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	617. Eat a balog 618. Smoke a balrog 618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia. 619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf. 620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf. 621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent. 622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 07-07-2008 at 01:28 PM. Reason: added more

07-07-2008, 08:19 AM	#6
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	616. Charge into some heavily armed orcs, dodge a scimitar swing, kill the captain, chop down another three as they retreat, slice a Warg out from under its rider as a horde of reinforcements scream forth in fury, hold the line as the main host hits your outnumbered regiment, see men fall all around you before the first rays of sun break across the horizon, mount a horse as you gleefully rout the enemy from the field, then trip as you dismount hours later and break your neck. Damn.