The Bad LotR Fan Fic Drinking Game - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mithalwen · 08-15-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibrîniðilpathânezel

15. You never call anyone "friend." It's always "mellon nin," or "melon nin," if your spelling is questionable (or you happen to enjoy cantelopes). "Melanin," if you have the most gorgeous tan in all of Arda.

My, this could get truly warped.

Or even melatonin if you are sleep deprived.

I do hope so

Nerwen · 08-15-2008, 08:52 AM

And how could I forget...

22. Should all go as planned between you and the object of your lust– er, I mean admiration– remember that Gandalf moonlights as a marriage celebrant.

08-15-2008, 08:52 AM	#2
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