The Bad LotR Fan Fic Drinking Game

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

1) In regards to weapons, I would say that there were, in fact, no recorded weapons in Middle-earth fashioned from mithril (mithril, being pliable, could not maintain the rigidity necessary for a tempered sword or axe blade).

On that note, my character is going to have a mithril bow.

Originally Posted by Morthoron

An Elfess sorceress, who is a daughter of Elrond, rides Sauron's pestilential pony, and gets to mate with Leoglas? Good lord, this could only be inimitable and renowned Kyra of the Thousand Sorrows! Ummm...actually, I made that last bit up. I have no idea who Kyra is. *shudders*

Google reveals that she was in fact Kyra, the White Sorceress. The fic has –alas!– been deleted.

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Google reveals that she was in fact Kyra, the White Sorceress. The fic has –alas!– been deleted.

I prefer Kyra of the Thousand Sorrows as a more melodramatic title (and she, of course, should have cerulean orbs). Perhaps the author of the said...ummm...piece needs a ghost writer.