The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

The plot thickens!

Yep. Lal is quite correct. There is a massive conspiracy. A massive and, ultimately, ridiculously pointless, conspiracy involving... Cheese?

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

Hookbill, you're evil, you made me miss SPM...

Yeah, it was originally Gil-galad, but then I remembered that he was vaporised by Morsul The Dark in the last episode of Volume 1.

On Monday there begins a two-parter involving The Phantom which contains something of vital importance.