If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Groin Redbeard · 09-03-2008, 01:56 PM

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-04-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

I didn't know that orcs possessed cell phones... But apparently they do.

HerenIstarion · 09-06-2008, 11:31 AM

Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did

skip spence · 09-06-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HerenIstarion

Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did

Ah, you are from Georgia right? I hope the situation over there improves and that you and your family are and remain safe!

narfforc · 09-06-2008, 09:40 PM

I second that, sad to see The Land of the Golden Fleece in such a predicament.

Laurinquë · 09-17-2008, 08:50 PM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door I would probably be delighted, I mean Orcs at the door? That means they actually exist! That Hobbits actually exist! It would be wonderful!

I would revel in the glory of that for about 5 seconds, before an Orc knocked me out fo wearing such a silly grin on my face.

Lindale · 09-18-2008, 03:27 AM

Lend them to the red-head activists back in school who always clamor for more rally people to join. Will benefit me, having gotten rid of the orcs, will benefit the activists, who don't get too much people anymore on rallies, and will benefit the orcs by having an enemy. And my, I think our darling government may actually tremble, if 200,000 orcs came rallying against it.

09-03-2008, 01:56 PM	#1
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

09-06-2008, 11:31 AM	#3
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

09-06-2008, 09:40 PM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I second that, sad to see The Land of the Golden Fleece in such a predicament. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-18-2008, 03:27 AM	#7
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	"Rebolusyon! Rebolusyon!" cried the orcs... Lend them to the red-head activists back in school who always clamor for more rally people to join. Will benefit me, having gotten rid of the orcs, will benefit the activists, who don't get too much people anymore on rallies, and will benefit the orcs by having an enemy. And my, I think our darling government may actually tremble, if 200,000 orcs came rallying against it. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

09-17-2008, 08:50 PM	#6
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door I would probably be delighted, I mean Orcs at the door? That means they actually exist! That Hobbits actually exist! It would be wonderful! I would revel in the glory of that for about 5 seconds, before an Orc knocked me out fo wearing such a silly grin on my face.