The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Sinsterly, LMP, the retired world dictator, looks like he's standing on Parbold Hill. Something you are not telling us, Mr Hookbill?

The Downer would like to assure all readers that we do not cave in to bribes, threats about our houses and or hills, or being pelted with stones. Now, if you'll excuse me, I will be heading to the most expensive private hospital in town for completely unrelated stone-pelting injuries.

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

The Bread People? Does that have anything to do with my cousin Groin Breadbeard?

Possibly. Has he gone missing recently? If so, please ask LMP about it. I'm sure he'll have interesting things to say.