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11-03-2008, 02:24 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Saruman: best. sandwich. ever.
Grima: anyone seen my cat? Saruman: ... uh oh spaghettios
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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11-03-2008, 02:37 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Saruman: "Don't you dare bring that rubbish dalek model in here if you've stuck the sink plunger on the top again."
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Gordon's alive!
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11-03-2008, 04:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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 Saruman feels the pressure of preparing for a test. Saruman: And then Barahir's father was... was.... (nothing witty for Grima though) |
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11-03-2008, 05:08 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The misty look in the back ground isn't just an effect. Saruman just realized he left the iron on.
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11-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Grima: [walks into room]
Saruman: [hides dolls] Agck! Haven't I ever told you to knock!? Grima: Sorry, sir! Saruman: ... Did you see anything?! Grima: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir! Saruman: Good!
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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11-03-2008, 10:53 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Saruman: Are you sure? Grima: Yes. *snicker* Or... Saruman: Ah, Worm, there you are. Have you finished my homework yet? Or... Grima: My lord, I have grave news. A startling amount of the intercepted pipeweed has gone missing! Saruman: Shh, I can't talk now! The purple is about to begin! Or... Grima: My lord, I require enlightenment; perchance do you know the name of the father of Barahir, elf-friend of old? Saruman: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Or... Saruman: And now, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy is available in widescreen! And-a heeere we go to the right, and-a heeeere we go to the...holy crap! Grima, where did you come from? Grima: Oh, I'm pretty much always here. Or... Saruman: And here, a letter from Legolas...LEgolas...LeGOlas...hmm. "Dear Saruman: My brothers are always saying that your cloak is made of tape, is this true?" They say my cloak is made of tape? WHAT? I mean, what do I look like, some sort of tape-cloak to you? I mean, it's kind of iridescent like tape, here look...ohhhh, look here. It's a piece of tape on my cloak. That's must be what they were talking about. I must have rubbed up against my desk or something. My cloak is not made of tape. Pffft! Tape...well, that's all I have for you, Leggy. So until next week, send me some halflings. You know, halflings? Hey, The Grima! Let's go down to the Uruk pen and like, poke 'em with sticks or something. The Grima: *The Grima noises* Or... Grima: My lord, the Grey Wizard seems to have escaped. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Grima: My lord, I think I might be with child. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Grima: My lord, the time is upon us for your Uruk army to emerge from their pods. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Saruman: Heeey Grima, how's it goin'. Uhhh, yeahhhhh, I'm gonna have to ask you to go to Rohan full-time and watch over Theoden for me. Grima: But...no, but...I believe I was explicit in my interview that...no, I...I, I...brigands rolling in the reek... Saruman: Yeahhhhh, thanks Grima. Bye-bye now. Grima: Um, ex-excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?
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11-03-2008, 10:55 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Grima: whats the matter?
Saruman: i just got bombarded with things to say from Oddwen
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11-04-2008, 12:02 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew?
Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him. Saruman: That's barbaric! ... Is there any left? ~ Ka
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12-05-2008, 02:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
Posts: 288
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Gandalf: The Phaaaantom of the Opera is theeere... inside your mind! (ps: i was looking through my saved LotR pictures, & found one that i think would be suitable for captioning. But is it too soon? How does one know when to post a new picture?) |
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12-05-2008, 06:44 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...............................
..........................Roy Wood from Wizzard!" Naz - there was a 'rule' that after about 20 or so posts, or if the jokes dry up, it's time for anyone who has got a good one, to bung a new pic on 
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