Middle-earth Bumper Stickers - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Aganzir · 11-26-2008, 10:56 AM

Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir.

Lalwendë · 11-26-2008, 11:15 AM

How about:

I'd rather be riding Shadowfax.

I brake for Ents

Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-26-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving

Actually, that makes it funnier.

How about...

"Elvish Driving is not a thing to miss..."

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-26-2008, 02:33 PM

I don't brake for Bagginses

Mithalwen · 11-26-2008, 02:52 PM

My other steed is a fell beast (Lord of the Nazgul)

Old wizards never die - they just lose their staff

Old Ents never die - they just get Huorny

skip spence · 11-26-2008, 03:01 PM

How about:

Honk if you're a Hobbit!

Morthoron · 11-27-2008, 12:15 PM

For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen

For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien

For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold

For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives!

For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol

For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow!

For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff

In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus

For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- Beorn To Be Wild

For a river crossing -- Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth

Eönwë · 12-07-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skip spence

How about:

Honk if you're a Hobbit!

Or:

Honk if you're Huorny!

11-26-2008, 10:56 AM	#1
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

11-26-2008, 11:15 AM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	How about: I'd rather be riding Shadowfax. I brake for Ents Actually, You shall not pass! would be very, very funny, except that I tend to tootle along slowly so it would be a lie if I was driving __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-26-2008, 02:33 PM	#4
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	I don't brake for Bagginses __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-26-2008, 02:52 PM	#5
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	My other steed is a fell beast (Lord of the Nazgul) Old wizards never die - they just lose their staff Old Ents never die - they just get Huorny __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 11-27-2008 at 11:25 AM. Reason: At Lal's insistence...

11-26-2008, 03:01 PM	#6
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	How about: Honk if you're a Hobbit! __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

11-27-2008, 12:15 PM	#7
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	For a Mustang -- The FORD of Bruinen For a flowered VW Microbus at a Grateful Dead concert -- Keep on Tolkien For a rusted-out 20 year-old Chevy -- All that glitters is not gold For the bumper of a logging truck -- Oh, we've got your ent-wives! For a patriotic environmentalist -- Boycott foreign Eol For the bumper of any loyal Downer -- Barrow to the Marrow! For law-enforcement boosters -- Support your local Shiriff In support of urban mass transit -- Fight Smaug - Take the Bus For the rugged Harley enthusiast -- *Beorn To Be Wild* For a river crossing -- *Bridge ahead - Pay at the Troll Booth* __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.