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Drummer in the Deep
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He is also a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr tipper.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch.
OR Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times...
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elrond after healing Frodo:
"I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins. Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!"
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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"Here's Johnny!"
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#13125 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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A festive caption;
Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night.
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#13126 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The ice cube down the shorts routine went over as expected.
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#13128 |
A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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A naughty mischief maker sent the designs for the Elrond action figure to the wrong sort of doll factory...
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Alright, alright, maybe it's time for a new image?
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we.
![]() King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference. or King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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The King of the Dead was quite pleased by Aragon's offer. Previously, he'd been the understudy for the 'walk' symbol on pelican crossings.
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
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The King of the Dead tries his grimmest grin.
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#13133 |
Alive without breath
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The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer.
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
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King of Dead: Wedgies will not work on me Gimli son of Gloin.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope!
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Aragorn wanted to see what happens and so he ate some glow sticks for breakfast.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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King of the Dead to Austin Powers:
"Yeah baby! Eat your heart out. I am one sexy b**ch!"
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Flame Imperishable
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*Snarling* I smell man flesh!
or *Snarling* I smell Legolas's shampoo! or *Snarling* Not again, Gandalf! Basically, it should include snarling.
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#13138 |
Wight
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Who...turned....off....GENERAL HOSPITAL?!
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Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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The King of the Dead regenerates into...King of the Still Dead.
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Aging dead pirate Captain Barbossa makes a cameo appearance in The Return of the King.
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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King of the Dead: "What do you mean, I look like the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants?"
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Sorry to do this again...
The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick'
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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King: "Have you got something for a really, really, really bad cold?"
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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"I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjord."
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#13145 |
Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
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Winner of the 'Elvis Impersonator 2008 Award' just announced....
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#13146 |
A Mere Boggart
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Secrets of Middle-earth No.42
The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii.
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game."
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday":
Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me -- I'm not half the man I used to be, Oh, Leprosy, is eating me... Kiss me quick Before I lose my upper lip, I don't even have a nose to pick Since I contracted leprosy... Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. *shrugs*
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine...
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A Mere Boggart
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"This is a local mine, for local people, there's nothing for you here."
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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No mining! Not allowed!
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#13152 |
Wight
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Even from a distance you could tell that the King of the dead had an odour problem.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker.
King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it."
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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The latest Middle-Earth skin care product went just a bit overboard with their 'Before' picture...
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A Mere Boggart
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The Doctor was less than pleased with the results of his latest regeneration.
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The King was disappointed that he was so rotten, he had to be replaced...
![]() A senile Gandalf the White catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. OR Gandalf sees Saruman the White Uncloaked.
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory
Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!" Coming soon to a theater near you! |
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A Mere Boggart
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Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85
Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips.
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits.
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Drummer in the Deep
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"Group huuuuuuuuug!"
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