legendary pick-up lines of Middle Earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 12-23-2008, 10:54 PM

What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P

LadyBrooke · 02-04-2009, 03:27 PM

Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils

I cannot believe I just typed that.

But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*

And for one along the lines of what I usually get:
Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief.

Morai · 02-24-2009, 04:55 PM

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
meddle in mine instead!"
Gildor

Valesse · 06-08-2009, 09:56 AM

Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!"

Nessa Telrunya · 06-16-2009, 10:08 AM

Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star!

Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby.

Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you!

Elladan:He-LLO! *points to self*

Oddwen · 05-22-2010, 06:44 PM

Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show.

Faramir Jones · 05-25-2010, 03:27 PM

Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:

'Here's my pretty maiden!
You shall come home with me! The table is all laden:
yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter;
roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter.
You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother
in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!'

Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!

12-23-2008, 10:54 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-04-2009, 03:27 PM	#2
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines: Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils I cannot believe I just typed that. But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. pounds head into desk And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor And for one along the lines of what I usually get: Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief. __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

02-24-2009, 04:55 PM	#3
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles can't flirt worth a darn "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, meddle in mine instead!" Gildor __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

06-08-2009, 09:56 AM	#4
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-16-2009, 10:08 AM	#5
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star! Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby. Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you! Elladan:He-LLO! points to self __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

05-22-2010, 06:44 PM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-22-2010 at 06:45 PM. Reason: For Eonwe

05-25-2010, 03:27 PM	#7
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	This actually happened Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer: 'Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!' Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!