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The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2009, 01:53 PM

Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory

Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!"

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Lalwendë · 01-03-2009, 06:23 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85

Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips.

Morthoron · 01-03-2009, 06:50 PM

Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits.

Oddwen · 01-03-2009, 07:49 PM

"Group huuuuuuuuug!"

Inziladun · 01-03-2009, 08:02 PM

Gandalf's stay in Lórien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath.

The Only Real Estel · 01-04-2009, 01:29 AM

Life got you down? Ring of Power in need of destruction? Middle Earth in dire peril? Don't get mad, get Glad!

Naz · 01-04-2009, 01:59 AM

"How ahr ya?!"

(inspired by someone else being inspired by MST3K.

)

Parmastahir · 03-08-2009, 06:42 AM

"Galadriel! How many times do I have to tell you?!? It's bleach my underwear and starch my robes!!"

Eönwë · 03-08-2009, 07:51 AM

Legolas's eyebrows take on a life of their own.

Lalwendë · 03-10-2009, 02:54 PM

Legolas: "Hark! What is that sinister sound of raspy breath that I hear many worlds away?"

Aragorn: "I think it is a writer of slash fiction. I had better get up and stop giving her ideas!"

01-03-2009, 01:53 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Willy Wonka Meets LOTR?? Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!" Coming soon to a theater near you!

01-03-2009, 06:23 PM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85 Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-03-2009, 06:50 PM	#3
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-03-2009, 07:49 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Group huuuuuuuuug!" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-03-2009, 08:02 PM	#5
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Gandalf's stay in Lórien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-04-2009, 01:29 AM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf auditions for a spot in a cheesy commercial Life got you down? Ring of Power in need of destruction? Middle Earth in dire peril? Don't get mad, get Glad!

01-04-2009, 01:59 AM	#7
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	"How ahr ya?!" (inspired by someone else being inspired by MST3K. )

03-08-2009, 06:42 AM	#8
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Laundry Day "Galadriel! How many times do I have to tell you?!? It's bleach my underwear and starch my robes!!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-08-2009, 07:51 AM	#9
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Legolas's eyebrows take on a life of their own. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-10-2009, 02:54 PM	#10
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas: "Hark! What is that sinister sound of raspy breath that I hear many worlds away?" Aragorn: "I think it is a writer of slash fiction. I had better get up and stop giving her ideas!" __________________ Gordon's alive!