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Hookbill the Goomba · 03-19-2009, 11:06 AM

Nogrod took up the baton. He was then thrown in prison for theft.

Oddwen was granted eternal life. The special incantation she used went something like;

Radagast the Brown leads a mob of hobbits against a fruity Southern Ent, while a troupe of zombie orcs can't decide which to attack.

Beregond had some ideas above his station. It was a weather station after all…

Brinniel was not used to being fired out of a cannon. But that’s what happened. All she said as she flew was;

Radagast accused Treebeard of raising the dead while the hobbits did battle with an army of zombies

Formendacil was something of an optimist. We soon put a stop to that. In his padded cell he managed to draw this on the walls…

Eönwë took it all very seriously… No, not really. I was just making sure you were still listening. Reading. Thing.

Saruman of Ye Blacke Staffe commandeth ye hobbittes to raise the dead men of Dunharrow while an Ent looks on in disdain

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-19-2009, 11:06 AM

Rune came next to the gallows. He was hung for the crime of drawing this picture;

Laurinquë forgot what she was supposed to do and so hired a wizard to do it instead. He refused and threw her into the firry vortex of doom. As she fell, she cried;

“The pernicious Radicand the Brown initiates his hideous Hobbit Raising subterfuge with Cauliflower Man and the Quality Oath Breakers Alliance to control the minds of all hobbits in Frogmorton and bend them into doing his evil bidding.”

So, it all came to a head. wilwarin538‘s head, to be precise. When the doctors cracked it open, they found this sewn to her brain;

That was how it ended. As time dances away, another paper telephone is ended. Who will be in the next one? Only Barry knows.

wilwarin538 · 03-19-2009, 11:27 AM

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wilwarin538 beat up wilwarin537 with a massive bat. As they both tumbled off a cliff, locked in mortal combat, they both screamed out

hehe....

I really like my cauliflower, I was quite proud of him.

So, that was insane, haha, I quite enjoyed that, it was worth the wait!

Aganzir · 03-19-2009, 11:37 AM

Bah Legate I would never draw Boromir like that! I imagine him good-looking!

I love Lauri's drawing, as well as Brinn's.
Legate's pic made me crack up. Especially the mountain & the tree.
Nog's tree is super awesome.
Berry's pic is very good, too. The ent has a lovely expression.

Anyway you all did good work. It was rather funny how much this changed from the original picture. Thanks for modding once again, Hookie.

Mnemosyne · 03-19-2009, 11:40 AM

Beauteous!

*snerk*

Thinlómien · 03-19-2009, 03:18 PM

Awesome!

I must say I wondered how can someone have drawn an "oddly shaped and graffitied Nazgûl" but now I understand. What I can't understand is that I didn't get the obvious Túrin references... *headdesk*

I loved it all. I like all the dragons in the pictures, they're incredibly cute and Legate's, Nogrod's and Beregond's trees are gorgeous too (and wilwa's cauliflower as well

) and so is pretty much everything else (Brinn's and Eönwë's nazgûl!) but what I actually liked the best was Rune's sentence. It was brilliant and it cracked me up totally.

Thanks everybody, and Hookbill of course especially!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 03-19-2009, 04:24 PM

Hey, that was fun! Aside from the apparent masterpieces art-wise, I find Lommy's graffited Nazgul and wilwa's CM incredibly cuuute

Although what I liked really the most was the portrayal of Bombur the Geomethric

(but also the square-shaped characters). I just loved Form's picture, though, and Eönwë's consequent sentence ("Saruman of Ye Blacke Staffe commandeth..."

) And I also like Hookbill's original pic a lot.

By the way, when looking at it, I found it interesting that on my picture, Radagast reappeared again (even though he was already not in the text anymore by then).

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-19-2009, 08:48 PM

That was great! Lovely pictures.
Now, I want to play!

03-19-2009, 11:06 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Part Four Nogrod took up the baton. He was then thrown in prison for theft. Oddwen was granted eternal life. The special incantation she used went something like; Radagast the Brown leads a mob of hobbits against a fruity Southern Ent, while a troupe of zombie orcs can't decide which to attack. Beregond had some ideas above his station. It was a weather station after all… Brinniel was not used to being fired out of a cannon. But that’s what happened. All she said as she flew was; Radagast accused Treebeard of raising the dead while the hobbits did battle with an army of zombies Formendacil was something of an optimist. We soon put a stop to that. In his padded cell he managed to draw this on the walls… Eönwë took it all very seriously… No, not really. I was just making sure you were still listening. Reading. Thing. Saruman of Ye Blacke Staffe commandeth ye hobbittes to raise the dead men of Dunharrow while an Ent looks on in disdain __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-19-2009, 11:06 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Part Five, the last one or something... Rune came next to the gallows. He was hung for the crime of drawing this picture; Laurinquë forgot what she was supposed to do and so hired a wizard to do it instead. He refused and threw her into the firry vortex of doom. As she fell, she cried; “The pernicious Radicand the Brown initiates his hideous Hobbit Raising subterfuge with Cauliflower Man and the Quality Oath Breakers Alliance to control the minds of all hobbits in Frogmorton and bend them into doing his evil bidding.” So, it all came to a head. wilwarin538‘s head, to be precise. When the doctors cracked it open, they found this sewn to her brain; That was how it ended. As time dances away, another paper telephone is ended. Who will be in the next one? Only Barry knows. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-19-2009, 11:37 AM	#4
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	Bah Legate I would never draw Boromir like that! I imagine him good-looking! I love Lauri's drawing, as well as Brinn's. Legate's pic made me crack up. Especially the mountain & the tree. Nog's tree is super awesome. Berry's pic is very good, too. The ent has a lovely expression. Anyway you all did good work. It was rather funny how much this changed from the original picture. Thanks for modding once again, Hookie. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

03-19-2009, 11:40 AM	#5
Mnemosyne Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Between the past and the future Posts: 1,159	Beauteous! snerk __________________ Got corsets?

03-19-2009, 03:18 PM	#6
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Awesome! I must say I wondered how can someone have drawn an "oddly shaped and graffitied Nazgûl" but now I understand. What I can't understand is that I didn't get the obvious Túrin references... headdesk I loved it all. I like all the dragons in the pictures, they're incredibly cute and Legate's, Nogrod's and Beregond's trees are gorgeous too (and wilwa's cauliflower as well ) and so is pretty much everything else (Brinn's and Eönwë's nazgûl!) but what I actually liked the best was Rune's sentence. It was brilliant and it cracked me up totally. Thanks everybody, and Hookbill of course especially! __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-19-2009, 04:24 PM	#7
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Hey, that was fun! Aside from the apparent masterpieces art-wise, I find Lommy's graffited Nazgul and wilwa's CM incredibly cuuute Although what I liked really the most was the portrayal of Bombur the Geomethric (but also the square-shaped characters). I just loved Form's picture, though, and Eönwë's consequent sentence ("Saruman of Ye Blacke Staffe commandeth..." ) And I also like Hookbill's original pic a lot. By the way, when looking at it, I found it interesting that on my picture, Radagast reappeared again (even though he was already not in the text anymore by then). __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

03-19-2009, 08:48 PM	#8
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	That was great! Lovely pictures. Now, I want to play! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.