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Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-22-2009, 09:23 PM

Nobody told Frodo and Sam that the Council of Elrond was a black-tie* affair.

__________
*As in a black tie and nothing else.

Morthoron · 03-22-2009, 09:37 PM

Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for.

Formendacil · 03-22-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Morthoron

Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for.

But, really, what did the Gaffer expect, announcing his son's love for him?

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2009, 05:39 AM

Pippin's 'pour water on Gandalf' prank had somewhat unexpected results.

Gandalf: I'm MEELLLTIING! MEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNGG!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-02-2009, 04:16 PM

Frodo: "We're lost!"

Merry: "What'd you expect..."

Pippin: "Yeah - you used Mapquest!" *snicker*

Morsul the Dark · 04-03-2009, 07:50 AM

Frodo suddenly realises something
Frodo: So we're going to certain death and we're leaving this perfectly nice place why?

Merry: Huh.... You're right...

Pippin: Dude This Pipeweed is amazing smoke some it'tt make it all make sense!

narfforc · 04-04-2009, 12:02 AM

In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell,
they have latrines that do not smell.
Peoples come from far and near,
at elven-maidens just to leer.
Then one day four hobbits came,
to look for fortune and for fame.
But all they found was trouble more,
and poetry, poetry, what a bore.
Frodo from afar did see,
Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree.
In that hour was made his mind,
for the exit door to find.
"I have to get away from here,
or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear".
Hearing this Sam did say,
"Quick let's make a getaway".
But all to late I am afraid,
by Elrond they were waylaid.
The moral of this story is,
KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS.

03-22-2009, 09:23 PM	#1
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Nobody told Frodo and Sam that the Council of Elrond was a black-tie affair.* __________ As in a black tie and nothing else. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...*

03-22-2009, 09:37 PM	#2
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

03-23-2009, 05:39 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin's 'pour water on Gandalf' prank had somewhat unexpected results. Gandalf: I'm MEELLLTIING! MEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNGG!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-02-2009, 04:16 PM	#5
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	D'Oh! Frodo: "We're lost!" Merry: "What'd you expect..." Pippin: "Yeah - you used Mapquest!" snicker

04-03-2009, 07:50 AM	#6
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Frodo suddenly realises something Frodo: So we're going to certain death and we're leaving this perfectly nice place why? Merry: Huh.... You're right... Pippin: Dude This Pipeweed is amazing smoke some it'tt make it all make sense! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-04-2009, 12:02 AM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell, they have latrines that do not smell. Peoples come from far and near, at elven-maidens just to leer. Then one day four hobbits came, to look for fortune and for fame. But all they found was trouble more, and poetry, poetry, what a bore. Frodo from afar did see, Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree. In that hour was made his mind, for the exit door to find. "I have to get away from here, or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear". Hearing this Sam did say, "Quick let's make a getaway". But all to late I am afraid, by Elrond they were waylaid. The moral of this story is, KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.