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Old 05-07-2009, 07:29 PM   #1
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR

Dear Sir and/or Madam:

Rumors of my affair with a box have bin overblown. Pandora and I are merely friends, in case you weren't aware. She's really not my type, as she has too much junk in her trunk -- if you know what I mean. I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest; I couldn't go on dragging that baggage about with me.

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Old 05-07-2009, 08:23 PM   #2
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:06 AM   #3
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Wa-ait a minute! You can't kill Phantom...can you? I'm sad now.

All the same, I'm looking forward to Vol. 3.

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The resolution to this cliffhanger will blow you away, man. Don't worry, I've got it all planned out. And no, Alien is not DIRECTLY involved in Phantom's death.... well... sort of... IT'S COMPLICATED!
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The resolution to this cliffhanger will blow you away, man. Don't worry, I've got it all planned out. And no, Alien is not DIRECTLY involved in Phantom's death.... well... sort of... IT'S COMPLICATED!
Phantom is already dead. How can he die again? I guess it must be the same logic as most of us Barrow-Wights have been killed or died for some reason even though we are already dead... Last I checked, Phantom had thrown mayonnaise at Alien and Alien was in a state of great pain... Am I missing something?

Oh, btw Hookbill, I've finished my Phantom and Alien.
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:30 PM   #6
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Phantom is already dead. How can he die again? I guess it must be the same logic as most of us Barrow-Wights have been killed or died for some reason even though we are already dead... Last I checked, Phantom had thrown mayonnaise at Alien and Alien was in a state of great pain... Am I missing something?
Oooh, all these questions and more will be looked into. There's a sort of clue in the FIRST EVER EPISODE (more detail in episode 50 of volume 1).

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Grand! Send it over whenever you're ready.
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Oooh, all these questions and more will be looked into. There's a sort of clue in the FIRST EVER EPISODE (more detail in episode 50 of volume 1).
So this goes way back! Volume 1 is my favourite. I'll look into it.

EDIT: Ahhh, yes, about Aunt Bob's funeral! I always liked that one!

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Okay, I'll do it when I figure out how to use our printer/scanner/copier/thing...I think I'm going to have to type the words in though because it's a little hard to read.
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