Admin Thread for WWLXII: Dead Men Do Tell Tales

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by Brinniel

Shall 'tis pur-loined vi o 'lin be played as a classical vi o 'lin or as a fiddle? I must be knowin' whether I gunna be slow dancin' or doin' a jig.

You'll be doin' neither, lass, for the wailing screeches o' thon vi -o'lin will invoke all the treachery and grief of the cruel, cruel sea. Stole it from a crippled nobleman on one o' them thar Caribbean islands along wi' 'is coat, 'is jewels, and 'is woman. Jewels got stolen in turn near West Africa; the woman jumped overboard not long after; and all I gots is my haunting music.

Arrr... as to the question o' thon malformity, I suppose the Seer will very well be able to reveal all secrets o' his or her past life.