Worst Middle Earth Occupations - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Erendis · 06-12-2009, 02:51 PM

Just imagine her:
''Were the Mordor(hell)have you been?Alas my daughter that didn't listen to my advice and got married to you!She does this all alone to give you spare time and YOU ARE NOT KING YET!''

Hakon · 06-12-2009, 02:54 PM

"Look at that throne there. It has dirt on it. If you are going to be a King you need a clean throne. Why does your sword have blood on it? Are you abusing my daughter?"

If Sauron had a mother in law that would just be really funny.

Erendis · 06-12-2009, 02:57 PM

"Why do you wear maskarah,Cursed(dear)?Shouldn't you fire these wights and hire at last a proper buttler?And that jerk to stay away my grandchildren until he washes his teeth!''

Galadriel55 · 12-27-2010, 05:59 PM

Ugluk's housekeeper certainly has a tough job!
Master Ugluk, would you please start taking off your boots when you come home?

Blind Guardian · 12-28-2010, 04:27 PM

Barad-Dûr painters! ("We're all out of black!")

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-28-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Barad-Dûr painters! ("We're all out of black!")

Most of the upper rooms are bright pink and furnished with fluffy sofas.

Galadriel55 · 01-09-2011, 07:53 PM

Saruman's orc-scout in Fangorn Forest.
Orc dressmaker.
Treebeard's time management guide.
Anyone holding a birthday party for an Elf - Happy nine hundred seventy six thousand eight hundred and thirty fifth birthday, sir! What hall will you spare for the storage of the candles?
A tourist in the Barrow Downs. That is, the real Barrow Downs.

Gollum's cook.
Glaurung's optician.
Legolas' secretary - Legolas, sir, 30 appointments per day is not enough. You'll have to change the schedule to 50 appointments a day - there already is a line of about two thousand fangirls requesting a meeting...
Smaug's bank accountant (that's what it's called, isn't it?)
The person who does Gandalf's laundry - you naughty wizard, you've stained your beautiful white robes again!!!

06-12-2009, 02:51 PM	#1
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Just imagine her: ''Were the Mordor(hell)have you been?Alas my daughter that didn't listen to my advice and got married to you!She does this all alone to give you spare time and YOU ARE NOT KING YET!'' __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-12-2009, 02:54 PM	#2
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	"Look at that throne there. It has dirt on it. If you are going to be a King you need a clean throne. Why does your sword have blood on it? Are you abusing my daughter?" If Sauron had a mother in law that would just be really funny. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

06-12-2009, 02:57 PM	#3
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	"Why do you wear maskarah,Cursed(dear)?Shouldn't you fire these wights and hire at last a proper buttler?And that jerk to stay away my grandchildren until he washes his teeth!'' __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

12-27-2010, 05:59 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,493	Ugluk's housekeeper certainly has a tough job! Master Ugluk, would you please start taking off your boots when you come home? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-09-2011, 07:53 PM	#7
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,493	Saruman's orc-scout in Fangorn Forest. Orc dressmaker. Treebeard's time management guide. Anyone holding a birthday party for an Elf - Happy nine hundred seventy six thousand eight hundred and thirty fifth birthday, sir! What hall will you spare for the storage of the candles? A tourist in the Barrow Downs. That is, the real Barrow Downs. Gollum's cook. Glaurung's optician. Legolas' secretary - Legolas, sir, 30 appointments per day is not enough. You'll have to change the schedule to 50 appointments a day - there already is a line of about two thousand fangirls requesting a meeting... Smaug's bank accountant (that's what it's called, isn't it?) The person who does Gandalf's laundry - you naughty wizard, you've stained your beautiful white robes again!!! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 01-09-2011 at 08:26 PM.