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Boromir88 · 07-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Galadriel: Will you look into my pensieve?

Frodo: Umm...Lady Galadriel are you sure you are thinking of the right movie?

Galadriel: I don't know why I didn't get the part of Dumbledore. I am much hotter than the one they gave it too!

Morthoron · 07-26-2009, 10:48 PM

I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I on two occasions...how in the heck did I end up serving hungry hobbits at a Middle-earth greasy spoon?

mormegil · 07-27-2009, 12:02 AM

Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been entrusted to the right person when Frodo thought her mirror was for pipe weed smoking.

Eönwë · 07-27-2009, 03:22 PM

Frodo: No! No! Frying spoilss nice fissh *gollum*
Galadriel: [thinking] what an inferior life-form...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2009, 03:25 PM

Lothlorien's air conditioners didn't work too well...

OR

Galadriel: I don't know what you did, Frodo, but you're going to have to buy me a new mirror.

Eönwë · 07-27-2009, 03:49 PM

Galadriel: Who put potassium in my mirror?
Frodo: Potassium, what's potassium? Do we even have that sort of knowledge in Middle-Earth?
Galadriel: Wait, what?

or

Frodo and Galadriel mourn over the loss of a burnt piece of lembas.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2009, 04:06 PM

Frodo: So this is where Gandalf keeps his fireworks for the rest of the time!

07-26-2009, 10:09 PM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Galadriel's Lament Galadriel: Will you look into my pensieve? Frodo: Umm...Lady Galadriel are you sure you are thinking of the right movie? Galadriel: I don't know why I didn't get the part of Dumbledore. I am much hotter than the one they gave it too! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-26-2009, 10:48 PM	#2
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I on two occasions...how in the heck did I end up serving hungry hobbits at a Middle-earth greasy spoon? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

07-27-2009, 12:02 AM	#3
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been entrusted to the right person when Frodo thought her mirror was for pipe weed smoking. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-27-2009, 03:22 PM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Frodo: No! No! Frying spoilss nice fissh gollum Galadriel: [thinking] what an inferior life-form... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-27-2009, 03:25 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Lothlorien's air conditioners didn't work too well... OR Galadriel: I don't know what you did, Frodo, but you're going to have to buy me a new mirror. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2009, 03:49 PM	#6
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Galadriel: Who put potassium in my mirror? Frodo: Potassium, what's potassium? Do we even have that sort of knowledge in Middle-Earth? Galadriel: Wait, what? or Frodo and Galadriel mourn over the loss of a burnt piece of lembas. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-27-2009, 04:06 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: So this is where Gandalf keeps his fireworks for the rest of the time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...