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Hakon · 10-07-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Dear Professor Hakon, The Downer Newspaper, and Affiliates,

I would like to know, how shall the move of Gondor take place? This might be problematic for the citizens, I mean if you move them, will you be able to move Minas Tirith and other important cities and landmarks too? If not, where will all of the Gondorians live? They must have homes, at least boxes to live in. Shouldn't this mistake done by the cartographers be amended by more efficient and reasonable methods?

Yours,
A Troubled Resident of Middle-Earth.

We propose to bribe Sauron to use his mighty powers and shiny ring to erect all new cities in the new location. The cartographers cannot amend their mistake for they are all dead. When the King of Gondor found out he had them killed. It is truly a shame. I hope I have answered all your questions concerned citizen.

Professor Hakon

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-07-2009, 05:08 PM

Our flashback continues!!

Philip Hampton has a meeting with the young Soap Pope. Miss Collins appears to be making something of a plan...

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

Come back on Monday for the further adventures of Philip and Miss Collins. Then there will be one last episode in the past of the past before we go back to the, um, normal past? Future? Thing. Stupid time differential.

wilwarin538 · 10-08-2009, 05:44 AM

oh nooooo, does that mean Philip never comes back???

Loves it!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-09-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by wilwarin538

oh nooooo, does that mean Philip never comes back???

Yes... and no... mostly yes.

10-07-2009, 05:08 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Our flashback continues!! Philip Hampton has a meeting with the young Soap Pope. Miss Collins appears to be making something of a plan... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING! Come back on Monday for the further adventures of Philip and Miss Collins. Then there will be one last episode in the past of the past before we go back to the, um, normal past? Future? Thing. Stupid time differential. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-08-2009, 05:44 AM	#3
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	oh nooooo, does that mean Philip never comes back??? Loves it! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin