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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-19-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

It depends if you were using it in a culinary way or not. The chef wouldn't like it if you were. You'd be moving in on his turf, so to speak.

Not if I was the chef.

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Originally Posted by THE Ka

Where I used to work, you'd probably end up with his job anyways. So go ahead, is my advice.

Just don't light the poor server on fire too. We seriously don't taste as well as Gordon Ramsay would have you think.

~I prefer Marco White in a Flambé Ka

Only if the server were my little brother, then I would have to light him on fire (he is throwing things on the keyboard right now). I wasn't aware that Gordon Ramsay thought that servers taste good. He's kind of annoying anyway. I'll just have him light on fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2009, 01:49 AM

After telling the story, Collins finds out that Peter hasn't been listening...

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Come back on Monday to see how the Soap Pope reacts to Formy's lack of a church.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-22-2009, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sisbulpin

Ya it will be great if they both get active on this forum... and share their exp. with gaming...

Soap Pope and Form? Sure

Or Peter Hampton and Miss Collins? Definitely. (I love Metris blocks getting in Stack-Man's way, though

Lovely!!!!!)

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 06:02 AM

Killed his mother??

Hope it goes back to explain that!!! More flashbacks!!!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-22-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Killed his mother??

Hope it goes back to explain that!!! More flashbacks!!!

Maybe she just accidentally sat on her... [/spoilers

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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Killed his mother??

Hope it goes back to explain that!!! More flashbacks!!!

It will be addressed, but not in flashback, I'm afraid. Just so you know, though, that particular part of his back story will get more complex before it gets simpler... um...

I did notice, however, that a lot of Phantom's history and reasons for being how he is is explained while NOTHING is explained about Alien. This is probably for the best. We don't want to encourage anyone now, do we?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-22-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I did notice, however, that a lot of Phantom's history and reasons for being how he is is explained while NOTHING is explained about Alien. This is probably for the best. We don't want to encourage anyone now, do we?

That's because unbeknownst to the general Downs population, Alien is actually a reflection of you, Hookbill.

10-26-2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

That's because unbeknownst to the general Downs population, Alien is actually a reflection of you, Hookbill.

Hi all!
I've just visited this forum. Happy to get acquainted with you. Thanks.

Laurinquë · 10-23-2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Killed his mother??

Hope it goes back to explain that!!! More flashbacks!!!

No doubt Miss Collins just let her drown in all of that Notes juice that seems to be filling up the place! That stuff is probably responsible for the deaths of hundreds of former employees.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2009, 06:04 PM

The Downer, always reporting the facts straight to your face. Are they true facts? You decide!

Now Alien and Formy face some Soapy wrath!

Oh dear! You have to expect that sort of thing if you hand around Alien for too long.

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

It's all about to reach a pivotal point in the story. Things are heading towards the firs big climax of this series and there will be more to come. So... Keep on the look out for more Phailian!

Laurinquë · 10-25-2009, 10:47 PM

There goes the Old Woman of the Sea look! What look could be next in the exclusive Alien fashion line I wonder?

And Squatter's been bin stealing? Really! Young criminals these days, they have no shame! But this does explain the disappearance of the rubbish bin at work today, I was beginning to think Alien had tried to add it to his personal collection again - it's a very valuable specimen after all.

So as you can see, your newspaper (aside from being 100% TRUTH!) is an irreplaceable part of the Barrow-Downs. Where would we be without it? Probably ignorant about the virtues of the great and holy rubbish bin and definitely very bored. Just thought I'd thank you for all your industrious reporting, we love it!

10-22-2009, 01:49 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After telling the story, Collins finds out that Peter hasn't been listening... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Come back on Monday to see how the Soap Pope reacts to Formy's lack of a church. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-22-2009, 06:02 AM	#4
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10-25-2009, 06:04 PM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Downer, always reporting the facts straight to your face. Are they true facts? You decide! Now Alien and Formy face some Soapy wrath! Oh dear! You have to expect that sort of thing if you hand around Alien for too long. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING It's all about to reach a pivotal point in the story. Things are heading towards the firs big climax of this series and there will be more to come. So... Keep on the look out for more Phailian! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2009, 10:47 PM	#11
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	There goes the Old Woman of the Sea look! What look could be next in the exclusive Alien fashion line I wonder? And Squatter's been bin stealing? Really! Young criminals these days, they have no shame! But this does explain the disappearance of the rubbish bin at work today, I was beginning to think Alien had tried to add it to his personal collection again - it's a very valuable specimen after all. So as you can see, your newspaper (aside from being 100% TRUTH!) is an irreplaceable part of the Barrow-Downs. Where would we be without it? Probably ignorant about the virtues of the great and holy rubbish bin and definitely very bored. Just thought I'd thank you for all your industrious reporting, we love it!