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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2009, 11:35 AM

Grima often avoided Theoden's wrath by going below his line of sight.

Grima: He NEVER looks down.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-26-2009, 11:55 AM

Wormtongue as he picks up his camera:

"Yes! Yes! Work for me Kingy. Shake that booty!
Gandalf, you're next. Show me rage-anger-vengeance! That's it!!!

Eowyn hon, you're next. I want to see a pout. Come
on, shake what your momma gave you!

And people. You guards. This runway MUST be ready by tomorrow.
That darling man Saruman is coming to see the latest
fashions and he's loaded."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-26-2009, 05:04 PM

It was the worst breath in the history of Rohan.

Hakon · 10-26-2009, 05:08 PM

Theoden: You see those three people standing up there?

Grima: Yea

Thoeden: I love those people, now only if I could figure out who the short one and blond one are.

Mithalwen · 10-26-2009, 05:22 PM

Theoden "My brain hurts!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-26-2009, 05:29 PM

Gandalf made a fortune by staging bum-fights in Rohan.

or

Theoden did not at all find it funny that Grimma had glued uncooked spaghetti to his head, as a joke.

or

This is what happens when somebody disturbs Theoden during his nap.

narfforc · 10-27-2009, 11:04 AM

GANDALF: Where's Aragorn gone?

LEGOLAS: He was here a moment ago.

GRIMA: Please don't set him on me as well, it's not fair.

GIMLI: I'll just go and find him.

THEODEN: Who the hell is this Aragorngon?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-30-2009, 06:09 AM

Theoden: Now, Grima, you stay there and keep that step fixed to the ground!

Grima: But sire, gravity does that by itself, you don't need me to-

Theoden: Hey! Who's king around here?

Grima: *sigh* You are, sire.

Theoden: That's right!

OR

Theoden: Grima! I told you to keep my coat on my shoulders! It's slipping down! You are banished!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 10-31-2009, 03:20 AM

Theoden: Grima! This is no time for yoga!

Eönwë · 11-01-2009, 09:01 AM

Grima, Theoden and Gandalf work out the riddle of the Sphinx.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-03-2009, 04:33 PM

Theoden's "hilarious" trapdoor prank would have went more smoothly had Grima not been so fat.

Parmastahir · 11-23-2009, 08:14 AM

"Theoden King, do not turn around. Gandalf just . . . UNCLOAKED!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-23-2009, 08:37 AM

Grima: Don't even breathe. His vision is based on movement!

Théoden: I'm not a T-rex, Grima.

Grima: ... ah... I'm screwed then.

Morsul the Dark · 11-23-2009, 08:47 AM

Theoden: HAHA Grima I found you, the riders, Gandalf, Legolas, Eowyn, even Gimli... now where did that pesky Aragorn hide? Tell ME!

EDIT: Realized this was the same Idea as Narfoccs.. oops :rollseyes:

Boromir88 · 11-23-2009, 09:16 AM

Theoden: Where is the new pic!

Frodo: Woah! Gandalf! Ever consider closing the stall door!

Gandalf: I blasted it because I couldn't get it open

Formendacil · 11-23-2009, 10:15 AM

Frodo's understanding of the world was shattered the first time he realised that what Gandalf meant by "pipeweed" was not, in fact, a type of Nicotiana, but rather a member of the cannabis family.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-23-2009, 10:25 AM

Frodo finally understood why the Balrod had been so insistent on ignoring his claims of 'you cannot pass'. Someone had put a "ignore everything I say" sign on his back.

OR

Frodo was not sure hot to react to the fact that Gandalf had just eaten his hat.

narfforc · 11-23-2009, 12:54 PM

Frodo:- Gandalf, why is your hair smouldering?

Gandalf:- It's this new weed I'm trying, it gives off a little bit too much methane.

Frodo:- You're not trying the one called Largebottom Leaf invented by Tootbad Holeblower are you?

Loslote · 11-23-2009, 08:33 PM

Frodo berates Gandalf mercilessly as he tries to remember his 'Downs password.

Hakon · 11-23-2009, 09:14 PM

Sorry for another one of these but I think I finally came up with one that works.

Frodo stares blankly at Gandalf as he remembers the Night of Uncloaking.

The Elf-warrior · 11-24-2009, 03:54 AM

Gandalf reconsiders the wisdom of Agent Elrond's statement that Hobbits are a virus.

Boromir88 · 11-24-2009, 08:24 AM

Gandalf: Shh Frodo! Don't break my concentration, I need to beat this trogolodyte in a staring contest.

Frodo: You're aware that trogolodytes don't have eyes...right?

Gandalf: Quiet!

Mithalwen · 11-24-2009, 12:19 PM

Frodo is shocked to realise they have screwed up the scaling again...

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-25-2009, 08:32 PM

Gandalf: It's hopeless Frodo. We can't beat Sauron.
Frodo: The last thing Bilbo said to me before we left Rivendell was, 'Frods,' he said, 'sometime when the nine walkers are up against it and the breaks are beating them, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Shire!'

Oh, and if that doesn't work, send in Rudy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-25-2009, 09:11 PM

Frodo: What's the matter Gandalf?

Gandalf: *Sigh* Saruman replaced my underpants with jelly again.

Frodo: I see... Wait... What?

Boromir88 · 11-29-2009, 06:29 PM

Frodo: Woah. Look at Aragorn in the new pic!

Gandalf: I know, I've been wondering if we should ditch him.

*^d% *ca$*&% ^f*#*te

or

Aragorn steps on a nail.

or put the two together.

Loslote · 11-29-2009, 06:32 PM

Legolas: I always knew they were evil.

Gimli: So...pink and...fluffy.

The Elf-warrior · 11-30-2009, 02:21 AM

Viggo Mortensen: "I'm an actor, not a ranger!"

Morsul the Dark · 11-30-2009, 07:45 AM

Aragorn: THIS..IS..GOOOOONDOOOOR!

or

Aragorn shopping at Walmart on Black Friday
Aragorn: I saw that TV First ARGHHH

or

Aragorn: LEGGO MY EGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-30-2009, 07:53 AM

Aragorn: Must... Stop... GANDALF!!!

OR

Just before delivering the final line of his epic rallying speech, Aragorn sneezed, thus ruining the whole thing.

Oddwen · 11-30-2009, 12:27 PM

Aragorn catches a face full of the Black Breath.

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-30-2009, 05:50 PM

Aragorn: Who's *****ing idea was it to test this *****ing suit of armour in a *****ing wind tunnel?

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-01-2009, 09:44 AM

Movie Aragorn speaking to Lurtz:

Quote:

"Hello. My name is Aragorn Strider. You killed Boromir. Prepare to die."

Eönwë · 12-02-2009, 01:35 PM

Aragorn does his best Warg impression.

or

*Aragorn does his best Warg impression*

Boromir: what's that meant to be?

Morsul the Dark · 12-02-2009, 01:40 PM

I....have....to....peee.... Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-02-2009, 07:42 PM

Lord of the Rings.... the musical
or
Ranger of the opera

Oddwen · 12-02-2009, 08:48 PM

Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingéd helm.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever.

Or...

"Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

(Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time)

Or...

To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal.

Or...

"Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!"

Or...

Right about then, Oddwen ran out of

Eönwë · 12-03-2009, 02:26 PM

After getting tired of his Warg impression, Aragorn tried the next one on the list... the Angry Ranger.

Boromir88 · 12-03-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingéd helm.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever.

Or...

"Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

(Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time)

Or...

To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal.

Or...

"Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!"

Or...

Right about then, Oddwen ran out of

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn stepped into a bear trap

Mugwump · 12-06-2009, 11:14 PM

[Your caption here.]

10-26-2009, 11:35 AM	#13401
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima often avoided Theoden's wrath by going below his line of sight. Grima: He NEVER looks down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2009, 11:55 AM	#13402
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Wormtongue as he picks up his camera: "Yes! Yes! Work for me Kingy. Shake that booty! Gandalf, you're next. Show me rage-anger-vengeance! That's it!!! Eowyn hon, you're next. I want to see a pout. Come on, shake what your momma gave you! And people. You guards. This runway MUST be ready by tomorrow. That darling man Saruman is coming to see the latest fashions and he's loaded." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-26-2009, 05:08 PM	#13404
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Theoden: You see those three people standing up there? Grima: Yea Thoeden: I love those people, now only if I could figure out who the short one and blond one are. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

10-26-2009, 05:22 PM	#13405
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Theoden does his Mr Gumby impersonation.. Theoden "My brain hurts!" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-27-2009, 11:04 AM	#13407
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	GANDALF: Where's Aragorn gone? LEGOLAS: He was here a moment ago. GRIMA: Please don't set him on me as well, it's not fair. GIMLI: I'll just go and find him. THEODEN: Who the hell is this Aragorngon? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-30-2009, 06:09 AM	#13408
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Theoden: Now, Grima, you stay there and keep that step fixed to the ground! Grima: But sire, gravity does that by itself, you don't need me to- Theoden: Hey! Who's king around here? Grima: sigh You are, sire. Theoden: That's right! OR Theoden: Grima! I told you to keep my coat on my shoulders! It's slipping down! You are banished! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-31-2009, 03:20 AM	#13409
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Theoden: Grima! This is no time for yoga! __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

11-01-2009, 09:01 AM	#13410
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Grima, Theoden and Gandalf work out the riddle of the Sphinx. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

11-03-2009, 04:33 PM	#13411
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Theoden's "hilarious" trapdoor prank would have went more smoothly had Grima not been so fat. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-23-2009, 08:14 AM	#13412
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	I couldn't help myself . . . "Theoden King, do not turn around. Gandalf just . . . UNCLOAKED!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

11-23-2009, 08:37 AM	#13413
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima: Don't even breathe. His vision is based on movement! Théoden: I'm not a T-rex, Grima. Grima: ... ah... I'm screwed then. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-23-2009, 08:47 AM	#13414
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Theoden: HAHA Grima I found you, the riders, Gandalf, Legolas, Eowyn, even Gimli... now where did that pesky Aragorn hide? Tell ME! EDIT: Realized this was the same Idea as Narfoccs.. oops :rollseyes: __________________ Morsul the Resurrected Last edited by Morsul the Dark; 11-23-2009 at 08:50 AM.

11-23-2009, 09:16 AM	#13415
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden: Where is the new pic! Frodo: Woah! Gandalf! Ever consider closing the stall door! Gandalf: I blasted it because I couldn't get it open __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-23-2009, 10:15 AM	#13416
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Frodo's understanding of the world was shattered the first time he realised that what Gandalf meant by "pipeweed" was not, in fact, a type of Nicotiana, but rather a member of the cannabis family. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

11-23-2009, 10:25 AM	#13417
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo finally understood why the Balrod had been so insistent on ignoring his claims of 'you cannot pass'. Someone had put a "ignore everything I say" sign on his back. OR Frodo was not sure hot to react to the fact that Gandalf had just eaten his hat. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-23-2009, 12:54 PM	#13418
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo:- Gandalf, why is your hair smouldering? Gandalf:- It's this new weed I'm trying, it gives off a little bit too much methane. Frodo:- You're not trying the one called Largebottom Leaf invented by Tootbad Holeblower are you? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-23-2009, 08:33 PM	#13419
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Frodo berates Gandalf mercilessly as he tries to remember his 'Downs password. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-23-2009, 09:14 PM	#13420
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Sorry for another one of these but I think I finally came up with one that works. Frodo stares blankly at Gandalf as he remembers the Night of Uncloaking. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

11-24-2009, 03:54 AM	#13421
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf reconsiders the wisdom of Agent Elrond's statement that Hobbits are a virus. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-24-2009, 08:24 AM	#13422
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Gandalf: Shh Frodo! Don't break my concentration, I need to beat this trogolodyte in a staring contest. Frodo: You're aware that trogolodytes don't have eyes...right? Gandalf: Quiet! __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-24-2009, 12:19 PM	#13423
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Frodo is shocked to realise they have screwed up the scaling again...

11-25-2009, 08:32 PM	#13424
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Gandalf: It's hopeless Frodo. We can't beat Sauron. Frodo: The last thing Bilbo said to me before we left Rivendell was, 'Frods,' he said, 'sometime when the nine walkers are up against it and the breaks are beating them, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Shire!' Oh, and if that doesn't work, send in Rudy. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-25-2009, 09:11 PM	#13425
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: What's the matter Gandalf? Gandalf: Sigh Saruman replaced my underpants with jelly again. Frodo: I see... Wait... What? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-29-2009, 06:29 PM	#13426
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Frodo: Woah. Look at Aragorn in the new pic! Gandalf: I know, I've been wondering if we should ditch him. ^d% ca$&% ^f#*te or Aragorn steps on a nail. or put the two together. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-29-2009, 06:32 PM	#13427
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Legolas: I always knew they were evil. Gimli: So...pink and...fluffy. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

11-30-2009, 02:21 AM	#13428
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Viggo Mortensen: "I'm an actor, not a ranger!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-30-2009, 07:45 AM	#13429
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Aragorn: THIS..IS..GOOOOONDOOOOR! or Aragorn shopping at Walmart on Black Friday Aragorn: I saw that TV First ARGHHH or Aragorn: LEGGO MY EGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-30-2009, 07:53 AM	#13430
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Must... Stop... GANDALF!!! OR Just before delivering the final line of his epic rallying speech, Aragorn sneezed, thus ruining the whole thing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-30-2009, 12:27 PM	#13431
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Aragorn catches a face full of the Black Breath. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-30-2009, 05:50 PM	#13432
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: Who's ***ing idea was it to test this *ing suit of armour in a **ing wind tunnel? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!*

12-02-2009, 01:35 PM	#13434
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Aragorn does his best Warg impression. or Aragorn does his best Warg impression Boromir: what's that meant to be? __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-02-2009, 01:40 PM	#13435
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	I....have....to....peee.... Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

12-02-2009, 07:42 PM	#13436
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Lord of the Rings.... the musical or Ranger of the opera __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-02-2009, 08:48 PM	#13437
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake. Or... Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door. Or... Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingéd helm. Or... Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way. Or... Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever. Or... "Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!" (Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time) Or... To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal. Or... "Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!" Or... Right about then, Oddwen ran out of __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-03-2009, 02:26 PM	#13438
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	After getting tired of his Warg impression, Aragorn tried the next one on the list... the Angry Ranger. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place