The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

Knives and forks will never replace pie fights.

Flinging pies into someone else's face really is the only way for a gentleman to eat them. It's right there in the big book of etiquette.
You also have to roll around in custard afterwards. It's polite.

By the way, P&A fans, the Soap Pope's name is actually going to be revealed in an upcoming episode. Even though he's dead... Yes...