The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Bêthberry]

What! Are all your journalists cockneys or something? Really, the decline in the standard of the news this week is utterly depressing.

It was "Stand at ease, Ghosties" I said, which of course explains the alleged lack of organisation or preparedness amongst the Conspirators.

Originally Posted by Legate

Well, though it is true we don't have to smell the newspaper yet...).

Don't give The Editor ideas. Next Oxonmoot we might get our P & A cartoons on scented paper--and it might be doubtful if it would be athelas we'll be smelling.