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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-14-2010, 06:30 PM

So is that bomb that Alien's holding going to go off? After all, it's only got three seconds left on it.

Loslote · 02-14-2010, 06:35 PM

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Local Man Accused of Bacon Deception

I am no man! ... but yes, the bacon is fake. It has caramel in it. But the baby elephant corpses are not for taking over the world, they are for catering to my every whim! Seriously.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-14-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

I am no man! ... but yes, the bacon is fake. It has caramel in it. But the baby elephant corpses are not for taking over the world, they are for catering to my every whim! Seriously.

Has the Downer always been known for it's accuracy?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-14-2010, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Has the Downer always been known for it's accuracy?

What? The Downer is always accurate!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-14-2010, 06:47 PM

If I'm honest, there was about an hour between writing the headline and writing the story... So... Um... take from that what you will.

Loslote · 02-14-2010, 06:52 PM

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Loslote has now gone into hiding.

Oh, I almost forgot! Do NOT look behind the curtain. Kthanx.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-14-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

Oh, I almost forgot! Do NOT look behind the curtain. Kthanx.

*Looks*

Loslote · 02-14-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Has the Downer always been known for it's accuracy?

True. Actually, two out of four is pretty good, considering.

Pitchwife · 02-15-2010, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

So is that bomb that Alien's holding going to go off? After all, it's only got three seconds left on it.

Looking at that display, there's no way to be sure how much time there's left. In the last four panels, it first says 0:50, then 0:10, then 0:47, then 0:03. Looks like it's resetting itself all the time.

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Originally Posted by wilwa

Oooh, noticed Alien's father is employee of the month, hopefully he doesn't go blow him up!!!

Remembering that Alien has already done in his Mom, I'm afraid Mr Alien Sr's chances of survival look rather grim...

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Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	If I'm honest, there was about an hour between writing the headline and writing the story... So... Um... take from that what you will. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...