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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-15-2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

Neither did I! It certainly surprised me when I found out.

I'm sure that it did! It would surprise me too if all of a sudden I were a man because the newspaper said so. And the Downer Newspaper only reports the truest of facts.

Loslote · 02-15-2010, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

I'm sure that it did! It would surprise me too if all of a sudden I were a man because the newspaper said so. And the Downer Newspaper only reports the truest of facts.

Hmm. I am a bit bothered by this turn of events. I have nothing against males in general (they make very good puppets) but I personally have never wanted to be one, for some reason. Per'aps I can blame all this on Rune. Yes, I think that's what I'll do. Rune's fault; he must be the guy and not I.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-15-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

Hmm. I am a bit bothered by this turn of events. I have nothing against males in general (they make very good puppets) but I personally have never wanted to be one, for some reason. Per'aps I can blame all this on Rune. Yes, I think that's what I'll do. Rune's fault; he must be the guy and not I.

Because it is always Rune's fault.

Loslote · 02-15-2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Because it is always Rune's fault.

Well, ever since he promoted me from Wight to Local Banjo(ess) I have considered finding another scapegoat, but he just does the job so well...

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-15-2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

Well, ever since he promoted me from Wight to Local Banjo(ess) I have considered finding another scapegoat, but he just does the job so well...

Who else would be a worthy candidate for the job?

Loslote · 02-15-2010, 01:50 AM

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Who else would be a worthy candidate for the job?

...Lucyyenic?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-15-2010, 04:28 AM

All right, you two, calm down! I've edited it now. HAPPY?

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