Paper Telephone.

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In our last episode, gentle reader, the brave Isabellkya has just stated the following: The ever fashion forward Karl Marx (donning purple shoes,) hefted his scythe in the air as he urged Gylfi to join his troupe in seeking vengeance. Sadly(?) Gylfi ignored the troupe of nonchalant SPM, Alien, Squirrel the Hoarder, and a rogue bomb - in favor of the breaking news on the television about a monstrosity with green hair.

Danger loomed, nonetheless, in the approach of Aganzir and her image of death:

...not that it daunted Thinlómien much:
Karl Marx and the mercenaries he managed to recruit attack the medusa-loving King Fréalaf of Sweden.

On the other hand, Legate was completely terrified, as this Graeco-Roman piece suggests:


Not to give him too much credit, however, Rune managed to do this with nary a drop of fear:
Once again our hero (of might and magic) saves the day, by exposing that Sweden and Mordor are in fact the same place.

...a fact which outraged Brinniel, who was compelled to make things perfectly clear:


...not that everyone understood. The Might, at least, seemed quite misguided:
Thinlómien becomes leader of the EU and wages war on Sweden which has been declared to be Mordor.

To be continued... (please, do not post until the "story" is finished)

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To synopsize what has come before, according to The Might,
Thinlómien becomes leader of the EU and wages war on Sweden which has been declared to be Mordor.

What followed was quite predicable, really. THE Ka did an interpretive dance... and by "dance" I meaning "picture":


Not everyone interpreted it aright, however. Wilwa had had too much Slovenian to drink, and ended up saying this:
When Norway asks what *you* would send to Mordor and receives the response of "penguin" from Sweden, not even ABBA can protect them from the wrath of President Lommy and her Penguin Army of Awesomeness.

Naturally, dancing spawn could not such an egregious mistake remain uncorrected and issued what has been the definitive word on the subject (1000 wordsworth, actually):


Oddwen agreed completely, and was compelled to chime in:
Orthodox penguins are leaving the Bathican in droves after the church elders permit Vikings into the fold. Their shadowy prophet decries the eudyptulaeian lack of faith from the very top of the holy spire.

Laurinquë misunderstood, however, and was most distressed, and had to express her displeasure:


As A Little Green said when she saw it:
The penguins desert their bath-house in search of better fish as Vikings invade it for soap.

To be continued... (please do not post on this thread just yet... soon)

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In case you have forgotten, we left off last "week" with the following, from A Little Green:
The penguins desert their bath-house in search of better fish as Vikings invade it for soap.

In a shocking turn of events, TheGreatElvenWarrior produced this drawing as a result:


...which sent Mnemosyne into a fit, during which she said,
An invasion of Sky Vikings precipitates a domestic crisis in Penguins' RePublic (of) Bath: is their motherland with its substandard fish population worth the inevitable tragedy that will result if they stay, or do they have a duty to stand and fight for the Love of Soap?

This prophecy was to inspire many artists, including the famous "Rune Piece":


Eönwë never understood the "Rune Piece," however, and was compelled to try and make sense of it in the following essay:
Sky Sports sends its deadliest agent, the giant banana-wielding Dread Norseman, to eliminate their arch-rivals? The Soap-Worshipping Penguin Ninja Bathing Squad.

Nogrod had to give him an "F" on this assignment, however, and explained why, visually:


...which got him sent to principal Hookbill, who had this to say:
Failed Rock-n-Roll-star-turned-Banana-wielding-'Doo'-sayer, Stephan, was trying to explain the horrors of DEATH SPORTS to a bath-full of Blind Penguins. But said Penguins turned out to be members of the fabled 'Holy Soap' Brigade, making things doubly difficult for him.

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Do you remember what Hookbill said, the last time we talked?
Failed Rock-n-Roll-star-turned-Banana-wielding-'Doo'-sayer, Stephan, was trying to explain the horrors of DEATH SPORTS to a bath-full of Blind Penguins. But said Penguins turned out to be members of the fabled 'Holy Soap' Brigade, making things doubly difficult for him.

Well, it came up again, in a picture by Isabellkya:


Remarkably similar--some think plagiarism was involved, Agan once said,
Faramir and his huge banana think it's exciting to watch bathing penguins argue about religion.

In order to teach the importance of citing sources, Lommy drew the following:


To emphasise the importance of the matter, Legate chimed in with a "me-too":
Thanks to both their infamous tracking and famous language skills, Faramir and his pet Chiquita were able to spread the notion of importance of inter-religious dialogue far from their Brazilian homeland.

At this, point, LadyBrooke ought to have issued a rejoinder...

To be continued...

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However... LadyBrooke never reappeared, so the Paper Telephone mod was left in a quandary. He solved this dilemma, however, by means of a placeholder image, that he thought did justice to the situation (and who would argue with his authority?):



The mod-god thought wrong, however, because Brinn had an immediate reply:
After many miles of enduring the ever persistent religions pressuring him to join their dialogue bubble, the very skilled Aragorn and his little dog Toto arrived at their sweet home in Brazil where they stood for many hours questioning their existence inside a placeholder image.

The Might thought everyone was being silly, and expressed this opinion:


To which THE Ka responded,
Aragorn always knew that when the philosophy of life got too quantum in his physics, there was always the warm furry comfort of Brazil and it's levitating terriers waiting for him...

...and thus, things ended.

Yay!

[Isabellkya]

Hahahaha.

Excellent. I was trying to remember the picture I had to write a sentence about.
Very funny.




(pssssst, I think you have Agan's and Hookbill's sentence's backwards. )

[Mnemosyne]

Oh Valar.