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Shade of Carn Dûm
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I vote for allowing Blind Guardian back as a reporter for the Downer, whether or not she was in fact hired in the first place. It's just what I needed, an extra dose of surrealism!
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09-12-2010, 11:19 PM
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Mighty Quill
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09-13-2010, 05:53 AM
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Alive without breath
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To whet your apatites, here's a quick poster to show you what's to come in Volume 4!
 Expect a website redesign coming soon as well.  Quote:
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-13-2010, 09:02 AM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
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Squatter is hot.
 In other words, I loved Volume Three and can't wait till Four.
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09-13-2010, 10:42 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Awesomeness! The Time-travel Hat!
And is the Fish Man back with The Hoody Cloaky Group?
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09-13-2010, 02:26 PM
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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O-M-G! That was epic! I can't wait for volume 4! YEAH! I also have to read over and see where he blew up the contry (hehe Hookbill sceen 4, it's spelled wrong).
also, I like my craziness.
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09-15-2010, 12:03 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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09-19-2010, 04:52 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I don't really look like that, you know. I promised Hookbill a skip full of custard if he could get someone to say I was hot.
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09-19-2010, 01:33 PM
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Mighty Quill
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Location: Walking off to look for America
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09-19-2010, 01:54 PM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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He prefers custard filled with bicycle parts and garnished with motor oil and masonry dust; you get a more interesting trifle that way. Besides, most of that sort of thing gets saved up for the shareholder AGM. That's what happened to my TNT meringue.
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09-19-2010, 05:01 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-19-2010, 05:01 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Grab your pitchforks, upend your granny and feed the dog to the bear! It's time for a P&A guest comic!
This week it comes from Oddwen, who used a lovely combinational of glue and glitter in her cereal and then came up with this neat sequence...    More to come...
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09-19-2010, 05:02 PM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Moar Oddwen phalians!
  
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09-19-2010, 05:03 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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And finally...
 Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Feel free to re-read volumes 1, 2 and 3 before 4 starts up in a few weeks. Also, buy Phalian merchandise from THIS page! Want a P&A t-shirt? Washing machine? Gun? Just go for it!
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09-19-2010, 09:56 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Blind Guardian did the second story for this week? This is wonderful!
I'm glad that she's writing for the Downer; all of her stories are ridiculous and random, just like the Downer should be.Oh, and Oddwen's P and A (plural) are awesome as well! I do wish she got more of an opportunity to show her guest/fan art off.
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09-20-2010, 02:12 AM
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Alive without breath
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09-20-2010, 04:23 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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09-20-2010, 11:22 AM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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09-23-2010, 09:20 PM
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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09-24-2010, 03:06 PM
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Mighty Quill
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09-26-2010, 05:01 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Faster than the speed of a creeping Wight's hand, it's the Downer Newspaper!
 Oh good gracious me! Now, our last guest comic comes from the very mad TGEW. It's like having Father Christmas dressed as the Easter Bunny!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Next week you can look forward to the inspiring and exciting adventures of Fungotch und Schmurt as they do battle with the evil Grmfologorothernafdlp and his army of dequems. It's fun for the family!
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09-26-2010, 07:46 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Lies! Lies and slander! I am most certainly not mad! This is ridiculous!
Also, I am very glad that my writing showed up. I only wrote it in pencil.
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09-26-2010, 10:11 PM
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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What does Alien say in the "But Just Then"? Shesh! And I thought I had messy handwriting
I say give Squatter his asparagus! And stop this nonsense! |
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10-02-2010, 09:49 PM
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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I've been meaning to ask this for a while:
Is there anyone here willing to teach me German? Pitchwife? Anyone...? |
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10-02-2010, 11:28 PM
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
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10-03-2010, 05:03 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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NEWS MAKES YOU FUN HAPPY GOOD.
 Well, I'm afraid you've mist most of the episodes of Fungotch unt Shcmurt's adventures. Let me tell you, they are exciting and unexpected. Or something...  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING And so, next week, we see the start of the new era. The new series. The new volume. THE QUEST FOR THE EPIC ADVENTURE! Hope you're looking forward to it. It is looking forward to you! 
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10-03-2010, 05:22 PM
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
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For once, I am pleased by something Rune did!
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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10-04-2010, 04:17 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Rune's Quality Beef is always looking to improve our products and constantly try to develop new ones.
That is why we expect to launch different almost meat free vegetarian products within near future. Like our new improved minced beef with only 12% beef, instead we have put in 88% of lard. Of course you can still get our standard minced beef, which still consists of 15% beef, 70 % lard and 15% hollow threats. This will be the biggest thing to hit the vegetarian world since John Goodman accidentally sat on a carrot.
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10-04-2010, 07:52 AM
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
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Yaaay for the return of Fungoltch unt Shcmurt! That was... apocalyptic.
On the philological side, Shcmurt seems to be speaking a different dialect in this epzold, but the corpus is yet too small for determining its precise relationship to Middle High Fungoltchian. Rune, if you're indeed intending to adjust your nutrition habits towards eating more chicken, I can't recommend anything better than Pitchie's Quality Poultry. Maybe I could even interest you in a merger?
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10-04-2010, 02:43 PM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of asparagus, and all of a sudden Rune is off his meat-only diet? It's a witch-hunt, I tell you. Fortunately, it would help six ongoing suits for bigamy (twelve Brussels sprouts, a plate of string beans and a salad bar) and one for breach of promise (an upstanding cauliflower of good family) if everyone were to eat the plaintiffs. Therefore I counsel immediate vegetarianism and a five-hundred per-cent increase in the size of everyone's meals.
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10-04-2010, 03:22 PM
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The Werewolf's Companion
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10-04-2010, 05:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
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"ESPRORSIONS!"
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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10-04-2010, 08:25 PM
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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10-04-2010, 10:13 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Yeah, go, go over there...where the meat isn't. Mmmmmmmmmm.
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10-10-2010, 05:00 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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 And now, we run into the first episode of a new era of Phantom and Alien madness! Get ready for... THE QUEST FOR THE EPIC ADVENTURE!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Volume 4 is going to be a lot less plot thick. I want to get back to the more jokey, one liner style of volumes one and two. I always got the feeling the plot was taking over in 3 and leaving too many people out in the dark. You don't NEED to read volume 3 to understand 4, but it may be neat to do so. Hopefully, this story will stand alone and be enjoyable. Next week, we'll catch up with the phantom. You remember where he was at the end of volume 2? Well, we'll find out, won't we?
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10-10-2010, 11:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2007
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BOW TIES ARE COOL. Incidentally, so are explosions. I like explosions. And exploding bow ties are even better.
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10-11-2010, 03:16 PM
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10-13-2010, 01:11 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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I just noticed, is it me or does that balrog have WINGS??
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10-13-2010, 02:05 AM
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10-14-2010, 01:56 PM
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