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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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I've been meaning to ask this for a while:
Is there anyone here willing to teach me German? Pitchwife? Anyone...? |
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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NEWS MAKES YOU FUN HAPPY GOOD.
![]() Well, I'm afraid you've mist most of the episodes of Fungotch unt Shcmurt's adventures. Let me tell you, they are exciting and unexpected. Or something... ![]() Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING And so, next week, we see the start of the new era. The new series. The new volume. THE QUEST FOR THE EPIC ADVENTURE! Hope you're looking forward to it. It is looking forward to you! ![]()
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
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For once, I am pleased by something Rune did!
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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Odinic Wanderer
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Rune's Quality Beef is always looking to improve our products and constantly try to develop new ones.
That is why we expect to launch different almost meat free vegetarian products within near future. Like our new improved minced beef with only 12% beef, instead we have put in 88% of lard. Of course you can still get our standard minced beef, which still consists of 15% beef, 70 % lard and 15% hollow threats. This will be the biggest thing to hit the vegetarian world since John Goodman accidentally sat on a carrot. |
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
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Yaaay for the return of Fungoltch unt Shcmurt! That was... apocalyptic.
On the philological side, Shcmurt seems to be speaking a different dialect in this epzold, but the corpus is yet too small for determining its precise relationship to Middle High Fungoltchian. Rune, if you're indeed intending to adjust your nutrition habits towards eating more chicken, I can't recommend anything better than Pitchie's Quality Poultry. Maybe I could even interest you in a merger?
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Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI |
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Spectre of Decay
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What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of asparagus, and all of a sudden Rune is off his meat-only diet? It's a witch-hunt, I tell you. Fortunately, it would help six ongoing suits for bigamy (twelve Brussels sprouts, a plate of string beans and a salad bar) and one for breach of promise (an upstanding cauliflower of good family) if everyone were to eat the plaintiffs. Therefore I counsel immediate vegetarianism and a five-hundred per-cent increase in the size of everyone's meals.
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Guardian of the Blind
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Where The Skies End
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I concur!
How about everyone just eats salads! Go Vegetarians! |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Yeah, go, go over there...where the meat isn't. Mmmmmmmmmm.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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![]() And now, we run into the first episode of a new era of Phantom and Alien madness! Get ready for... THE QUEST FOR THE EPIC ADVENTURE! Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Volume 4 is going to be a lot less plot thick. I want to get back to the more jokey, one liner style of volumes one and two. I always got the feeling the plot was taking over in 3 and leaving too many people out in the dark. You don't NEED to read volume 3 to understand 4, but it may be neat to do so. Hopefully, this story will stand alone and be enjoyable. Next week, we'll catch up with the phantom. You remember where he was at the end of volume 2? Well, we'll find out, won't we?
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