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Old 03-27-2011, 09:45 AM   #1
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Good Question

Aragorn: "Please take your hand off my butt. I am promised to another!"

Éowyn: "Why didn't you tell me that a half-hour ago?"

Aragorn: "Ummm . . ."
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Old 04-01-2011, 05:08 AM   #2
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There's one born every minute . . .

Éowyn: "I have received a message from Arwen. She has changed her mind about you and is leaving for the Grey Havens immediately!"

Aragorn: "In that case, how about a date?"

Éowyn: "April Fool!"

Aragorn: "Don't I feel like one?! How about that date?"
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Old 04-14-2011, 02:50 PM   #3
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Shield Shameless Blackadder steal:

Aragorn was beginning to harbour suspicions about his devoted new stable boy, 'Bob'.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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Old 04-16-2011, 03:54 PM   #4
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"I'd prefer to ride," said Aragorn after Eowyn stepped on his sore toe.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:45 PM   #5
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How could we forget?!

Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again!

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A realization struck Aragorn like a thunderbolt: Balrogs indeed do not have wings. This was the most disappointing thing that Eowyn has ever heard from him.
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Old 04-17-2011, 03:41 PM   #6
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Reading between the lines . . .

. . . or under the cloak!

Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph!
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Old 04-17-2011, 03:49 PM   #7
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Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph!
Grima: I told you that wizard is up to no good!


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