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narfforc · 03-22-2011, 06:37 AM

Eowyn: Why the long face?

Winfola: I was born this way, what's laughing boy's excuse!

Galadriel55 · 03-24-2011, 10:00 PM

Eowyn: You take your hand off that sword, or I'm calling my big brother over, and he'll twist your head off!

~*~

Eowyn: Aragon, darling, you're my life! Honey, please say that you love me! I'll go mad without you! Oh, please, sweetheart!

Aragorn: Eowyn, do you realise that there is a man right behind you taking in every word of your confession?

Eowyn: *stares blankly* You jerk! You idiot! Why didn't you tell me before I started?

Boromir88 · 03-25-2011, 08:43 AM

Eowyn: What's he got in his pocketses, precious?

Aragorn: ...just when I thought that could not get anymore disturbing hearing it from Gollum.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-25-2011, 11:40 AM

Eowyn: Hey, Moose face, shave your beard!

Aragorn: Your attempts to get my attention are getting weirder...

Eowyn: I was talking to the horse.

Aragorn: ... I think my previous statement stands.

Formendacil · 03-25-2011, 12:24 PM

The discovery in conversation that Éowyn was also a woman, and thus that Arwen was not the last of that kind, had Aragorn greatly confused.

Glirdan · 03-25-2011, 09:07 PM

Eowyn finally revealed the truth to Aragor about his love Arwen: that she was a no good, horse stealing diva who only wanted the spotlight and thus cutting a character out of the movies.

Aragorn was not impressed. He thought he covered Arwen's tracks rather well.

Parmastahir · 03-27-2011, 09:31 AM

Éowyn: "My Lord, is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

Aragorn: "It is my sword, and you've been hanging out with Grìma Wormtongue for too long!"

Parmastahir · 03-27-2011, 09:39 AM

Rider coming up behind: "Look, you two. You know the rules of the road. Walk on the right. Ride on the left."

Éowyn: "Don't mind him, my Lord. I am Théoden's cousin's friend's brother's twin once removed on my maternal grandmother's side! I can do as I please!"

Aragorn: "You mean Théoden's sister-daughter."

Éowyn: "Whatever! I'm not a Holbytla!"

Parmastahir · 03-27-2011, 09:45 AM

Aragorn: "Please take your hand off my butt. I am promised to another!"

Éowyn: "Why didn't you tell me that a half-hour ago?"

Aragorn: "Ummm . . ."

Parmastahir · 04-01-2011, 05:08 AM

Éowyn: "I have received a message from Arwen. She has changed her mind about you and is leaving for the Grey Havens immediately!"

Aragorn: "In that case, how about a date?"

Éowyn: "April Fool!"

Aragorn: "Don't I feel like one?! How about that date?"

Meela · 04-14-2011, 02:50 PM

Aragorn was beginning to harbour suspicions about his devoted new stable boy, 'Bob'.

Galadriel55 · 04-16-2011, 03:54 PM

"I'd prefer to ride," said Aragorn after Eowyn stepped on his sore toe.

Galadriel55 · 04-17-2011, 12:45 PM

Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again!

***

A realization struck Aragorn like a thunderbolt: Balrogs indeed do not have wings. This was the most disappointing thing that Eowyn has ever heard from him.

Parmastahir · 04-17-2011, 03:41 PM

. . . or under the cloak!

Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph!

Galadriel55 · 04-17-2011, 03:49 PM

Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph!
Grima: I told you that wizard is up to no good!

Inziladun · 04-17-2011, 04:27 PM

"You'd just as soon kiss an orc? That can be arranged!"

Meela · 04-17-2011, 04:35 PM

They say love is blind, but even Grima was hard-pressed to overlook that enormous zit...

~ ~ ~

Elsewhere, staff at the Edoras branch of Madame Tussauds were puzzling over who could possibly have stolen their Eowyn waxwork.

Pitchwife · 04-17-2011, 04:40 PM

"You think I'm weird? You should have seen me in Myst III!"

Oddwen · 04-17-2011, 07:41 PM

Grima: From hell's heart, I spit at thee!

Eowyn: Eeeeek!

Or...

Grima: Maybe I'm not the man you always dreamed about...but I think we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Loslote · 04-18-2011, 01:45 AM

Grima, trying to perfect his hypnotism, does not realize that Eowyn fell asleep out of boredom, not obedience.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-18-2011, 07:13 AM

Grima: Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
Does this bug you?

Eowyn: Eomer, get in here. Grima's been at the mead cask again!

Galadriel55 · 04-26-2011, 03:54 PM

Grima: Did you just call this picture stupid?!

Frodo really wanted to become the fourth Musquetteer.

***

Frodo was distracted from his battle with the Hand when he realized that all 3 of his companions are girls.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-26-2011, 04:28 PM

Wake up guys! The King of the Green Slime from PJ's movie
is back. And this time I think he's one of the bad guys.

Mithalwen · 04-26-2011, 04:35 PM

Frodo's nailbar didn't get off to a good start. Not only did he amputate the Hulk's hand but it was the first manicure with a three hundred percent mortality rate.

Galadriel55 · 04-26-2011, 04:42 PM

Frodo's temper flared when he asked himself: why didn't the hand give him any jewelry?!

Inziladun · 04-26-2011, 05:14 PM

His attempt to mind-meld with the Wight unsuccessful, Frodo decided to try a Force Push.

Galadriel55 · 04-26-2011, 05:17 PM

Having suddenly realised that the object in his hand was not the phial, Frodo didn't lose his wits. "Hold on a second," he said to the aggressor, "Pause game while I go get something."

***In the same spirit***

Frodo: just give me a second, please! Who can fight with an unbuttoned vest?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-27-2011, 05:01 AM

Frodo's companions were highly embarrassed at his woeful battle-puns; "You won't be so hand-some when I'm through with you!" sent them over the edge and into a coma.

Inziladun · 04-27-2011, 07:37 AM

Wight: "Don't you tell me to 'talk to the hand!'"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-27-2011, 09:00 AM

"I will hand you to Sauron myself - MWAHAHA!"

- deleted script, The Fellowship of the Ring, P. Jackson.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2011, 09:04 AM

Frodo instantly regretted his request for a high five.

Formendacil · 04-27-2011, 09:05 AM

In finding material to expand The Hobbit into two films, Peter Jackson decided to ponder what it would look like to have Bilbo save Fili, Kili, and Mrs. Balin from the Barrow-wight that lurked in the Trolls' cave.

cue entrance of Tom Bombadil and a rousing Dwarven chorus singing "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow..."

Galadriel55 · 04-27-2011, 10:37 AM

Being a doctor wasn't easy on Frodo. Three patients were already done, and the fourth needed a vaccine in his finger.

Mithalwen · 04-27-2011, 11:47 AM

Frodo struggled to teach the Wight Scottish Folkdance - Sam Merry and Pippin had been exhausted by the "Dashing White Sergeant" even before the sword dance had gone so horribly wrong -now he was understandably reluctant to try the "Gay Gordons"

Galadriel55 · 04-27-2011, 12:16 PM

Frodo was immensly astounded when the hand-made beautiful statue that he carved himself out of stone came to life and attempted to throttle him.

narfforc · 05-02-2011, 12:51 PM

Frodo thought that the fight with the hand would be tough....... but didn't think he could beat all of The Addams Family.......

Galadriel55 · 05-08-2011, 09:22 AM

BW was offended when Frodo suggested that there was a better picture around...

You want to fight Saruman, my preciousss?

Inziladun · 05-08-2011, 11:56 AM

Those who encountered Ent-kwon-do seldom lived to tell of it.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-08-2011, 11:57 AM

The hangovers got worse every year.

Galadriel55 · 05-08-2011, 12:36 PM

Pinocchio got bigger in size with every year, and his nose relatively grew longer. Soon he will require the help of a walking stick, but he still didn't become a real boy.

03-22-2011, 06:37 AM	#13601
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Eowyn: Why the long face? Winfola: I was born this way, what's laughing boy's excuse! __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-24-2011, 10:00 PM	#13602
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Eowyn: You take your hand off that sword, or I'm calling my big brother over, and he'll twist your head off! ~~ Eowyn: Aragon, darling, you're my life! Honey, please say that you love me! I'll go mad without you! Oh, please, sweetheart! Aragorn: Eowyn, do you realise that there is a man right behind you taking in every word of your confession? Eowyn: stares blankly* You jerk! You idiot! Why didn't you tell me before I started? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-25-2011, 08:43 AM	#13603
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Eowyn: What's he got in his pocketses, precious? Aragorn: ...just when I thought that could not get anymore disturbing hearing it from Gollum. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-25-2011, 11:40 AM	#13604
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn: Hey, Moose face, shave your beard! Aragorn: Your attempts to get my attention are getting weirder... Eowyn: I was talking to the horse. Aragorn: ... I think my previous statement stands. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-25-2011, 12:24 PM	#13605
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	The discovery in conversation that Éowyn was also a woman, and thus that Arwen was not the last of that kind, had Aragorn greatly confused. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-25-2011, 09:07 PM	#13606
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Eowyn finally revealed the truth to Aragor about his love Arwen: that she was a no good, horse stealing diva who only wanted the spotlight and thus cutting a character out of the movies. Aragorn was not impressed. He thought he covered Arwen's tracks rather well. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-27-2011, 09:31 AM	#13607
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Same old joke, different picture . . . Éowyn: "My Lord, is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" Aragorn: "It is my sword, and you've been hanging out with Grìma Wormtongue for too long!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-27-2011, 09:39 AM	#13608
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Take up the whole road, why don't you? Rider coming up behind: "Look, you two. You know the rules of the road. Walk on the right. Ride on the left." Éowyn: "Don't mind him, my Lord. I am Théoden's cousin's friend's brother's twin once removed on my maternal grandmother's side! I can do as I please!" Aragorn: "You mean Théoden's sister-daughter." Éowyn: "Whatever! I'm not a Holbytla!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-27-2011, 09:45 AM	#13609
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Good Question Aragorn: "Please take your hand off my butt. I am promised to another!" Éowyn: "Why didn't you tell me that a half-hour ago?" Aragorn: "Ummm . . ." __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

04-01-2011, 05:08 AM	#13610
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	There's one born every minute . . . Éowyn: "I have received a message from Arwen. She has changed her mind about you and is leaving for the Grey Havens immediately!" Aragorn: "In that case, how about a date?" Éowyn: "April Fool!" Aragorn: "Don't I feel like one?! How about that date?" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

04-14-2011, 02:50 PM	#13611
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Shameless Blackadder steal: Aragorn was beginning to harbour suspicions about his devoted new stable boy, 'Bob'. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-16-2011, 03:54 PM	#13612
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	"I'd prefer to ride," said Aragorn after Eowyn stepped on his sore toe. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-17-2011, 12:45 PM	#13613
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	How could we forget?! Eowyn: What is it? Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! *** A realization struck Aragorn like a thunderbolt: Balrogs indeed do not have wings. This was the most disappointing thing that Eowyn has ever heard from him. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 04-17-2011 at 01:10 PM.

04-17-2011, 03:41 PM	#13614
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Reading between the lines . . . . . . or under the cloak! Eowyn: What is it? Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph! __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

04-17-2011, 03:49 PM	#13615
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Eowyn: What is it? Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph! Grima: I told you that wizard is up to no good! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-17-2011, 04:27 PM	#13616
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	"You'd just as soon kiss an orc? That can be arranged!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

04-17-2011, 04:35 PM	#13617
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	They say love is blind, but even Grima was hard-pressed to overlook that enormous zit... ~ ~ ~ Elsewhere, staff at the Edoras branch of Madame Tussauds were puzzling over who could possibly have stolen their Eowyn waxwork. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-17-2011, 04:40 PM	#13618
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	"You think I'm weird? You should have seen me in Myst III!" __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

04-17-2011, 07:41 PM	#13619
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Grima: From hell's heart, I spit at thee! Eowyn: Eeeeek! Or... Grima: Maybe I'm not the man you always dreamed about...but I think we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-18-2011, 01:45 AM	#13620
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Grima, trying to perfect his hypnotism, does not realize that Eowyn fell asleep out of boredom, not obedience. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

04-18-2011, 07:13 AM	#13621
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Grima: Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. Does this bug you? Eowyn: Eomer, get in here. Grima's been at the mead cask again! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-26-2011, 03:54 PM	#13622
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	since no one posted for a while Grima: Did you just call this picture stupid?! Frodo really wanted to become the fourth Musquetteer. *** Frodo was distracted from his battle with the Hand when he realized that all 3 of his companions are girls. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-26-2011, 04:28 PM	#13623
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Wake up guys! The King of the Green Slime from PJ's movie is back. And this time I think he's one of the bad guys. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-26-2011, 04:35 PM	#13624
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	What happens when you try to cut nails with a sword... Frodo's nailbar didn't get off to a good start. Not only did he amputate the Hulk's hand but it was the first manicure with a three hundred percent mortality rate. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-26-2011, 04:42 PM	#13625
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Frodo's temper flared when he asked himself: why didn't the hand give him any jewelry?! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-26-2011, 05:14 PM	#13626
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	His attempt to mind-meld with the Wight unsuccessful, Frodo decided to try a Force Push. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

04-26-2011, 05:17 PM	#13627
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Having suddenly realised that the object in his hand was not the phial, Frodo didn't lose his wits. "Hold on a second," he said to the aggressor, "Pause game while I go get something." *In the same spirit* Frodo: just give me a second, please! Who can fight with an unbuttoned vest? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-27-2011, 05:01 AM	#13628
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo's companions were highly embarrassed at his woeful battle-puns; "You won't be so hand-some when I'm through with you!" sent them over the edge and into a coma. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-27-2011, 07:37 AM	#13629
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Wight: "Don't you tell me to 'talk to the hand!'" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

04-27-2011, 09:00 AM	#13630
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"I will hand you to Sauron myself - MWAHAHA!" - deleted script, The Fellowship of the Ring, P. Jackson. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-27-2011, 09:04 AM	#13631
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo instantly regretted his request for a high five. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-27-2011, 09:05 AM	#13632
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	In finding material to expand The Hobbit into two films, Peter Jackson decided to ponder what it would look like to have Bilbo save Fili, Kili, and Mrs. Balin from the Barrow-wight that lurked in the Trolls' cave. cue entrance of Tom Bombadil and a rousing Dwarven chorus singing "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow..." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-27-2011, 10:37 AM	#13633
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Being a doctor wasn't easy on Frodo. Three patients were already done, and the fourth needed a vaccine in his finger. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-27-2011, 11:47 AM	#13634
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Frodo struggled to teach the Wight Scottish Folkdance - Sam Merry and Pippin had been exhausted by the "Dashing White Sergeant" even before the sword dance had gone so horribly wrong -now he was understandably reluctant to try the "Gay Gordons" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-27-2011, 12:16 PM	#13635
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Frodo was immensly astounded when the hand-made beautiful statue that he carved himself out of stone came to life and attempted to throttle him. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera