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05-08-2011, 02:31 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Feeeed me Seymour!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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05-10-2011, 05:35 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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Wannabe Musician
Fangorn was getting really good at playing air cello.
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05-10-2011, 12:49 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Pining for the Ent-wives always presented a knotty problem for Fangorn. So, he would pack his trunk and root about for the lost branch of his family tree.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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05-12-2011, 01:04 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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A Fourth Age picture of Treebeard runninng away in panic from the great dwarven inventor Axenshovel, who had just created the first chainsaw.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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05-12-2011, 04:16 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Invisible basket ball was all the rage in Fangorn forest.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-27-2011, 07:05 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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It was awkward business climbing the invisible ladder, especially when Treebeard's grip slipped.
(sorry Hookbill) Why did they have to do that? thought Treebeard as he groped through the flooded ruins of Isengard, cursing the hobbits who played such a trick on him. After a few weeks of greetings and attendance, Treebeard was trying frantically to remember what was the purpose of this Entmoot. Treebeard found out the hard way that Rock-n-Roll is not for him.
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05-28-2011, 09:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Treebeard realizes it will take more then one botox treatment
to again make him a hunk to discerning entwives.
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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05-29-2011, 12:29 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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By the time that Treebeard finished counting on his (many) fingers, calculators were already invented.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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05-30-2011, 09:33 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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The increase of squirrel droppings meant more to Treebeard then Gimli knows, particularly his beard.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-01-2011, 12:31 PM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Quote:
 Now, what about some werewolf?  And uh, do I need to do a caption now? Let's see... Gymnastics in the Entish style.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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06-01-2011, 02:10 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Treebeard: For how many years do I still need to stay in this pose? My limbs are getting a bit stiff.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-01-2011, 02:34 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir.
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06-01-2011, 02:40 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Someone broke Treebeard's nose. By the time he decided on revenge, it grew back.
*** As a punishment for his disobedience, the Valar turned Saruman into an Ent.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 06-01-2011 at 02:43 PM. |
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06-08-2011, 03:56 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Even Treebeard thinks nail-polish takes a ridiculous amount of time drying.
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06-08-2011, 04:30 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Treebeard regrets proving that Ents are not bendable.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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06-08-2011, 08:55 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Leaf that tree!
Treebeard concentrated so hard and for so long on lifting up his knee that leaves started sprouting from the back of his head. Fimbrethil said it was his treeish brain pouring out.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-14-2011, 05:13 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Treebeard's old bones had troube keeping up with Mr. Disco King.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-15-2011, 05:31 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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"No more drinking for me!"
When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A.
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06-15-2011, 07:13 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Treebeard investigates his foot after stepping on the Lorax. The Ents didn't need him to speak for them anyway.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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06-16-2011, 05:20 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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I wood knot be so grumpy if you people wood leaf me alone and stop taking photo's of me......................
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06-18-2011, 12:48 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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It's that time . . .
Fangorn: "Now where is that new photo? I thought I had it right here!"
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06-18-2011, 03:09 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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For a lack of a better picture:  That sword is blowing away!!! EDIT: sorry about the size.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 06-18-2011 at 03:24 PM. |
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06-18-2011, 03:42 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,593
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Gandalf: GAH! Who put that logo there?!
(has it really been that long since RoTK came out..?  )
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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06-18-2011, 03:52 PM
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
Posts: 3,329
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Gandalf: "What happened to the Wilkinson logo that should be there?"
or: "Glamdring - shaving beards since the First Age"
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Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI |
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06-18-2011, 04:07 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Gandalf At the Bat
"0-2 the count, Witch-king looks to 3rd, fires the inside curve...."
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06-18-2011, 05:10 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gandalf held tightly to his balloon - his only hope - after Gwaihir decided to let him go.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-22-2011, 11:19 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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It was damn poor timing and quite surprising, but just as the battle was about to commence Gandalf discovered his knuckles to be an erogenous zone.
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06-22-2011, 09:34 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gandalf could only stare when the wingless Balrog began to fly.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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06-23-2011, 01:26 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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No luck to those who picked Gandalf in their Phantasy Football Team, as he is about to get a blatant red card for decapitation!
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06-23-2011, 07:14 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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5000 after 8 and 1/6 years. Yay~!
Gandalf searches for the fool who started the uncloaking joke.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-05-2011, 07:11 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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This might be slightly borrowed. . .
Gandalf returns with vengeance to the avantgarde restaurant that made him lick caramelized rice pudding out of the armpit of a depressed carpenter from Bree.
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07-08-2011, 10:35 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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"Preciousss!!!" cries Smeagol as Gandalf prepairs to hack through the writing: "Lord Of The Rings. The Return of the King. The Journey Continued."
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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07-08-2011, 11:11 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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In desperation, Gandalf prepares a last ditch effort to break through the Fourth Wall and escape the film.
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07-15-2011, 01:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Gandalf hates disco.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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07-15-2011, 07:44 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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In Celebration of my Birthday :D
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I WANT TO CUT THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-23-2011, 10:29 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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 Gimli: Hey Legolas, look out! Legolas: Derrrr? Gimli: Look out!! You're about to be crushed by.....oh. Too late. Nevermind. Or... Gimli: Quick, Legolas! What is two plus two! Or... Gimli: Hey, Legolas! Do Balrogs have wings? Or... Legolas watches quizzically as Gimli performs the Dwarvish victory dance on the body of one of his enemies.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-23-2011, 10:33 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Legolas' expression illustrated his uttermost shock at seeing his dear trusted companion, Gandalf the Grey, Uncloaked...
I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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08-24-2011, 05:23 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful!"
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08-24-2011, 07:47 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Argorn: What do your elven eyes see?
Legolas: *eyeballs him* A dirty old stinking man who... oops. *** Legolas: I'm sorry, Fellowship, but I cannot continue with you into Moria! I forgot my best body lotion in Rivendell! *** Celeborn: Welcome, prince of Mirkwood! You're ugly. Legolas: Bu...bu... bu... *wails* *** Gimli: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Legolas: Hey, that's MY line! Gimli: But that doesn't change the situation. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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