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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-30-2011, 01:31 PM

What does Lommy think about these hedgehog penguin wars, exactly?

Pitchwife · 05-30-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

What does Lommy think about these hedgehog penguin wars, exactly?

She's already deploying her forces.

So how exactly did this thing in the jar develop into the mutant bus driver we all know and love?
And Alien's penchant for expressive non-sequiturs is obviously inherited from Daddy. Profound episode!

narfforc · 05-31-2011, 05:26 AM

Dear Editor, I feel that I must jump to the defence of Lalwende. If she were any more Northern she would leap about shouting 'Och aye the noo' every 3 minutes, and what's more she wouldn't own a whippet and wear a flat cap as she does, she'd own a Westie and wear a wee bonnet. So I can only deem that these so called experts who claim she isn't Northern work for Santa at the North Pole...

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-05-2011, 05:39 PM

I'm sure I had a plan for the 250th edition long, long ago. But I never wrote it down anywhere, so I had to make something up on the spot... Which is how I usually work.

And now it's time for a special report from the unexpected adventures of Alien's Dad!

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Next week is the SHOCKING and heart wrenching conclusion to the adventures of Alien's Dad! Believe me when I tell you; there's a twist at the ending that you'll never see coming! No, really, you'll NEVER GUESS. Unless you do...

Galadriel55 · 06-05-2011, 05:57 PM

First of all, to put the main article in plainer terms, we miss BWH's posts around here! Lately all that he does (judging by the "Who's online" thingy) is search the Members List.

Secondly, I never knew that Pitchie was an orc. I don't think it was him: if he really was, he would be lynched on Day1 every WW game that he took part in. No one likes the nassty orcsees. The orc just wants to push off the blame.

And last but not least, I am not ImposterGaladriel54, but ImposterGaladriel56.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-05-2011, 07:47 PM

The BWH does paperwork?

I had no idea...

Galadriel55 · 06-05-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

The BWH does paperwork?

I had no idea...

Well, he posted on the older threads, but nothing recent. And when I'm really bored I look at who is online and what threads they are viewing to see if there's anything interesting (in other words stalking), and I've seen BWH a few times, but every time he was looking through the Members list. Well, once - a User Profile. I wish he'd post more - after all, it's his website...

PS: Why am I saying this? It's only supposed to be about facts.

PPS: he does indeed have a nice hat.

Pitchwife · 06-06-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Secondly, I never knew that Pitchie was an orc. I don't think it was him

You don't think so? I should have thought the greenish skin and bad teeth would have been a big give-away...
Sorry to disappoint you, but Hookbill never prints anything but pure crystalline truth.

(PS.- I love peanuts!)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Sorry to disappoint you, but Hookbill never prints anything but pure crystalline truth.

Don't tell anyone that the Downer isn't printed.

05-30-2011, 01:31 PM	#1
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narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Dear Editor, I feel that I must jump to the defence of Lalwende. If she were any more Northern she would leap about shouting 'Och aye the noo' every 3 minutes, and what's more she wouldn't own a whippet and wear a flat cap as she does, she'd own a Westie and wear a wee bonnet. So I can only deem that these so called experts who claim she isn't Northern work for Santa at the North Pole... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-05-2011, 05:39 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I'm sure I had a plan for the 250th edition long, long ago. But I never wrote it down anywhere, so I had to make something up on the spot... Which is how I usually work. And now it's time for a special report from the unexpected adventures of Alien's Dad! Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Next week is the SHOCKING and heart wrenching conclusion to the adventures of Alien's Dad! Believe me when I tell you; there's a twist at the ending that you'll never see coming! No, really, you'll NEVER GUESS. Unless you do... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-05-2011, 05:57 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,513	First of all, to put the main article in plainer terms, we miss BWH's posts around here! Lately all that he does (judging by the "Who's online" thingy) is search the Members List. Secondly, I never knew that Pitchie was an orc. I don't think it was him: if he really was, he would be lynched on Day1 every WW game that he took part in. No one likes the nassty orcsees. The orc just wants to push off the blame. And last but not least, I am not ImposterGaladriel54, but ImposterGaladriel56. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 06-05-2011 at 06:10 PM.

06-05-2011, 07:47 PM	#6
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	The BWH does paperwork? I had no idea... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.