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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Someone broke Treebeard's nose. By the time he decided on revenge, it grew back.
*** As a punishment for his disobedience, the Valar turned Saruman into an Ent.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 06-01-2011 at 02:43 PM. |
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Odinic Wanderer
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Even Treebeard thinks nail-polish takes a ridiculous amount of time drying.
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Treebeard regrets proving that Ents are not bendable.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Treebeard concentrated so hard and for so long on lifting up his knee that leaves started sprouting from the back of his head. Fimbrethil said it was his treeish brain pouring out.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Treebeard's old bones had troube keeping up with Mr. Disco King.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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"No more drinking for me!"
When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A.
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends. |
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