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Hookbill the Goomba · 06-01-2011, 02:34 PM

It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir.

Galadriel55 · 06-01-2011, 02:40 PM

Someone broke Treebeard's nose. By the time he decided on revenge, it grew back.

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As a punishment for his disobedience, the Valar turned Saruman into an Ent.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-08-2011, 03:56 PM

Even Treebeard thinks nail-polish takes a ridiculous amount of time drying.

Mithalwen · 06-08-2011, 04:30 PM

Treebeard regrets proving that Ents are not bendable.

Galadriel55 · 06-08-2011, 08:55 PM

Treebeard concentrated so hard and for so long on lifting up his knee that leaves started sprouting from the back of his head. Fimbrethil said it was his treeish brain pouring out.

Galadriel55 · 06-14-2011, 05:13 PM

Treebeard's old bones had troube keeping up with Mr. Disco King.

Parmastahir · 06-15-2011, 05:31 AM

When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A.

06-01-2011, 02:34 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It took Treebeard several months to work out that Saruman had stolen his Palantir. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2011, 02:40 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	Someone broke Treebeard's nose. By the time he decided on revenge, it grew back. *** As a punishment for his disobedience, the Valar turned Saruman into an Ent. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 06-01-2011 at 02:43 PM.

06-08-2011, 04:30 PM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Treebeard regrets proving that Ents are not bendable. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-08-2011, 08:55 PM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	Leaf that tree! Treebeard concentrated so hard and for so long on lifting up his knee that leaves started sprouting from the back of his head. Fimbrethil said it was his treeish brain pouring out. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-14-2011, 05:13 PM	#6
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,518	Treebeard's old bones had troube keeping up with Mr. Disco King. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-15-2011, 05:31 AM	#7
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"No more drinking for me!" When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A. __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.