Ring Poem Parodies - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Inziladun · 08-15-2011, 08:00 PM

THREE Rings.....for the....Elven Kings under....the sky,
SEVEN! For the Dwarf-lords...in their halls...of....stone,
NINE FOR MORTAL MEN! DOOMED! To die,
ONE, SPOCK! ONE! For the DARK...LORD! On his dark...throne,
In the LAND of...Mordor. Where the....SHADOWS....lie.
ONE! Ring....to rule them all, ONE! ring to....bind them,
One RING to.....BRING...them all,
And IN...the....DARKNESS....bind them
In....the land of Mordor....WHERE!...the....shadows...lie.

08-15-2011, 08:00 PM	#4
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	William Shatner THREE Rings.....for the....Elven Kings under....the sky, SEVEN! For the Dwarf-lords...in their halls...of....stone, NINE FOR MORTAL MEN! DOOMED! To die, ONE, SPOCK! ONE! For the DARK...LORD! On his dark...throne, In the LAND of...Mordor. Where the....SHADOWS....lie. ONE! Ring....to rule them all, ONE! ring to....bind them, One RING to.....BRING...them all, And IN...the....DARKNESS....bind them In....the land of Mordor....WHERE!...the....shadows...lie. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.