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09-06-2011, 03:19 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: Morgoth was Phantom in disguise. Isn't it obvious, when his former name means "One who arises in might"?
Phact: the phantom is a cyber murderer. He murders RPG characters.  Phact: his horse is better than Phelaroph. Phact: his head is so big that he doesn't fit in the pavilion on the Party Field. Phact: the three trolls didn't turn to stone because of Gandalf or the sun or any such; rather, they became stone upon taking a mere glance at the phantom. Which brings me to this conclusion: TP has basilisk blood in him. (  <-- puts on protective goggles)Phact: from now on, any "f" sound will be spelled with PH.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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09-06-2011, 03:36 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Behind you . . . . BOO!
Posts: 222
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Phact: You do not exist. You are just a phigment oph the phantom's imagination. Phact: The Ringwraiths are deadly enemies, but they are only shadows yet oph the power and terror they would possess iph they were as awesome as the phantom (they aren't). |
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09-06-2011, 03:41 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,521
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 Phact: TP can make better jewels than Pheanor. Phact: aphter seeing but a shadow oph all TP's glory, the Hobbits changed their horn-blowing signal to "Phoes! Phire! Phear! Just make sure not to wake up and anger The Phantom!" ETA: Phact: the phantom wears special kind of clothing: it's called phants.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 09-06-2011 at 04:43 PM. |
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09-07-2011, 09:13 AM
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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
Posts: 5,789
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Phact: The Phantom once tried to lynch himself. He failed, because the Phantom cannot be lynched.
Phact: The Phantom knows where the Entwives are because he was with them last night. Phact: This. (The original is also true.) Phact: Phantom once got Sally to talk about sports, a fact which until recently was thought impossible.
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"My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.
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09-07-2011, 09:58 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,039
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Phact: Long-term exposure to phantom has been linked to chronic feelings of inferiority, with side effects of communicable awesomeness. For further information, please consult a physician.
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09-07-2011, 10:42 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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09-07-2011, 07:22 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,521
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Oddwen, those pictures are phantastic!
 Phact: BWH doesn't rule our site. TP does. Phact: the name of the forum will be changed to The Phantom Downs. The homepage will feature his avatar. Phact: Phantom can look Arien in the eyes without blinking.
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