Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Durelin, being old and crotchety, was annoyed by all this singing and wanted the neighbourhood to return to sanity. The best way seemed to be turning all the gardens into pictures that looked like this…

Originally Posted by Durelin

Government gardens were also affected and local MP Beregond was inundated with protests calling for the removal of these offensive images. Eventually, Beregond made a statement to the press saying…

Originally Posted by Beregond

Having recovered the ring, Sauron's party was a startlingly dull affair; his minions exercised and dreamed of blonde women

Tree lover and local crazy person, TheGreatElvenWarrior, returned from battle at just the time when this statement was being splashed across the news. She was so upset that she called upon all the ents to gather together and trample the city into this shape…

Originally Posted by TGEW

An exploded penguin named Lommy had been a resident of the post box outside the city. Upon seeing its new shape, she screamed so loud that she exploded all over again, making this noise…

Originally Posted by Lommy

"Sauron's wild victory party became even wilder when the Gollum clones were unleashed and started planning beating Galadriel."

Cleaner in chief, Greenie, refused to mop this mess up. Instead, she went to her room and painted the carpet to look like this…

Originally Posted by Greenie

Oddwen, who had taken the form of a carpet, was not happy about this at all. Her rage was so intense that the government had to throw her in prison. As she was dragged away, she was heard shouting…

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Even as the victorious invading Viking armies of the Witch King celebrate the victory of Sauron, five Gollum clones escape their cage with dreams of punching Galadriel.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Prison guard, Blind Guardian, was amused by all of this shouting and decided to share her feelings with the world. So, she went to the high court and painted this in a judge’s backside…

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Laurinque was a pencil pusher at this court. When she saw the painted face there was no option but to sue the entire city for the offense it caused. Her opening statement was this…

Originally Posted by Laurinque

Incarcerated, the five mini passerine Gollums daydream of Galadriel while Hookbill demonstrates his deep love for Sauron by throwing wine at passing clouds.

Nogrod was the court artist. He drew many things. When he heard Laurinque say this stuff he chopped his own nose off and made it explode, creating this picture on the table…

Originally Posted by Nogrod

Pitchwife was the court CON artist. He managed to swindle his way off with the table in question and sell it on not only the black market, but also the blue market and the pink market. His best selling technique was to yell this at the top of his lungs…

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Adored by lovesick pigeons, Quasimodo the Omega Man lets Peter Jackson's evil spirit out of the bottle again

Diamond was selling coal on the blue market when she heard this craziness. Her best response was to strangle Pitch and then cut off all his hair. She arranged the clippings into this pattern…

Originally Posted by Diamond

Loslote was forced to sweep them up by order of her boss. The work was horrible and she was often heard screaming at people as she walked home afterwards. In a dark alley, she found an audience to hear her woes. She told them…

Originally Posted by Loslote

As Hunchback Sam unleases the Genie from Hell from its lamp to attack a city of theatre-goers yet again, twitterpated birds hover in a cage filled with floating purple hearts and dots.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Rune was in that audience and was not pleased with what he heard. Indeed, he was so offended that he took hold of the nearest child and chiselled this image into their face…

Originally Posted by Rune

Legate’s family told him about what Rune had done and he was not impressed. So, he uprooted the nearest tree and used it to build a raft. He sailed to a desert island and wrote a message in a bottle, which read…

Originally Posted by Legate

When Hookbill the Hunchback was asked to create a "new, modern design for King Théoden's residental town", he decided to summon the Infernal Genie to help him with the task.

Sea captain wilwarin538 took the message, read it and then laughed until the whole ship sank. The pattern it left in the water looked strangely like this…

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Aganzir, flying past on her personal dragon, saw this and took it somewhat too seriously. When she knew what it was she rode straight to the local hair dressers, burned it down, and filed a complaint to the council, saying…

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Hookbill needs help from a genie to design Théoden's dream house.

It fell to Mnemosyne to sort the resultant rioting out. When it was all done, all that was left was her crippled remains on the floor of the council chamber. It looked like this…

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne

Sally had nothing but bad things to say about this when she saw it, having broke into the chamber as a spy, hoping to find something incriminating. Her report back to her superiors said this…

Originally Posted by Satansaloser2005

As Rune strives for equality, both in the business world and in fashion, Aladdin dreams of eating green eggs and ham with his trousers off.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Beregond was a member of BI-5, the international espionage agency based in the Barrow Downs, and when he heard this report, he fired all of his staff and sent this picture to all new media simultaneously…

Originally Posted by Beregond

Eonwe happened to be rooting through the Time Vortex and spotted this picture floating around. Once he landed back in the Barrow Downs, he translated it into the local language and shouted it at the nearest person, saying…

Originally Posted by Eonwe

After finally accepting San-I-Am's green eggs and ham against his better judgement, Aladdin hallucinates about Karl Marx checking his balance

Said person was Galadriel55. She was more than a little annoyed by this disruption to her sleeping cycle, as she liked to ride her bike while asleep. Waking up, she crashed into a wall and left this pattern…

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Volo was in his space station and he spotted this craziness through his telescope. He was so outraged that he broadcast his message to the world…

Originally Posted by Volo

Santa Claus manages to win Aladdin's favour with an elf in blue and a substantial breakfast when the previous djinn, Karl Marx faces personal bankruptcy

The shock of the message brought everyone to their knees. Then, as the silence returned, the people rose and blinked in the new light. Another Paper Telephone had ended.

Anyone up for another round?

[Oddwen]

YAYYYY!



I am willing to mod the next round, unless someone else is just dying to do it.

In which case, go die and then I can mod, you silly.

[Aganzir]

Bahahaha!

Oddie, Lauri, Begerond - I love your pictures.

Di, Mnemo, ed, Pitch, Eönwë - I love your sentences.

Sally, I really like your use of the phantom.

And I should probably tell you that I couldn't be irritated with Lommy anymore (because of a household chore argument) after seeing her picture.

I wants moar Paper Telephone.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Sally, I really like your use of the phantom.

I always enjoy using the Phantom.