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Old 09-14-2011, 04:16 AM   #1
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Rune was in that audience and was not pleased with what he heard. Indeed, he was so offended that he took hold of the nearest child and chiselled this image into their face…

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Legate’s family told him about what Rune had done and he was not impressed. So, he uprooted the nearest tree and used it to build a raft. He sailed to a desert island and wrote a message in a bottle, which read…

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When Hookbill the Hunchback was asked to create a "new, modern design for King Théoden's residental town", he decided to summon the Infernal Genie to help him with the task.
Sea captain wilwarin538 took the message, read it and then laughed until the whole ship sank. The pattern it left in the water looked strangely like this…

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Aganzir, flying past on her personal dragon, saw this and took it somewhat too seriously. When she knew what it was she rode straight to the local hair dressers, burned it down, and filed a complaint to the council, saying…

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Hookbill needs help from a genie to design Théoden's dream house.
It fell to Mnemosyne to sort the resultant rioting out. When it was all done, all that was left was her crippled remains on the floor of the council chamber. It looked like this…

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Sally had nothing but bad things to say about this when she saw it, having broke into the chamber as a spy, hoping to find something incriminating. Her report back to her superiors said this…

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As Rune strives for equality, both in the business world and in fashion, Aladdin dreams of eating green eggs and ham with his trousers off.
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:17 AM   #2
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Beregond was a member of BI-5, the international espionage agency based in the Barrow Downs, and when he heard this report, he fired all of his staff and sent this picture to all new media simultaneously…

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Eonwe happened to be rooting through the Time Vortex and spotted this picture floating around. Once he landed back in the Barrow Downs, he translated it into the local language and shouted it at the nearest person, saying…

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After finally accepting San-I-Am's green eggs and ham against his better judgement, Aladdin hallucinates about Karl Marx checking his balance
Said person was Galadriel55. She was more than a little annoyed by this disruption to her sleeping cycle, as she liked to ride her bike while asleep. Waking up, she crashed into a wall and left this pattern…

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Volo was in his space station and he spotted this craziness through his telescope. He was so outraged that he broadcast his message to the world…

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Santa Claus manages to win Aladdin's favour with an elf in blue and a substantial breakfast when the previous djinn, Karl Marx faces personal bankruptcy
The shock of the message brought everyone to their knees. Then, as the silence returned, the people rose and blinked in the new light. Another Paper Telephone had ended.

Anyone up for another round?
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:32 AM   #3
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A Long Expected Ptelephony

YAYYYY!



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Old 09-14-2011, 08:51 AM   #4
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Bahahaha!

Oddie, Lauri, Begerond - I love your pictures.

Di, Mnemo, ed, Pitch, Eönwë - I love your sentences.

Sally, I really like your use of the phantom.

And I should probably tell you that I couldn't be irritated with Lommy anymore (because of a household chore argument) after seeing her picture.

I wants moar Paper Telephone.
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:54 AM   #5
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Sally, I really like your use of the phantom.
I always enjoy using the Phantom.
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:48 AM   #6
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Another great episode has been completed... I can't wait for 2014!

Great stuff by everyone, but I'll mention a few:
I love Greenie's cloned Gollums
Aganzir's drawing is creeeeepy!
Nogrod's passerine Gollums, lol..
Also loved Galadriel's "balancing" Marx.

Rune's interpretation made me laugh!
Sally's really changed things up at the end.
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Old 09-14-2011, 02:19 PM   #7
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*dies*

So that's where Aladdin came from! But I still don't get the green eggs...

Absolutely hilarious!

I'm definitely up for the next PT...

Edit: wow, I am slow! Beregond's remark about 2014 just got to me (like 10 minutes after reading it)! And now I can't stop laughing!
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Old 09-15-2011, 08:49 AM   #8
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Aganzir's drawing is creeeeepy!
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