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Morthoron · 10-01-2011, 09:08 PM

Ozark (U.S.) dialect version:

Y'all gots three rangs fer Elvis kangs unner th' skah
Seben fer 'em Dorf-lords inner howls o' stone
Nahn' fer mordal mien doomt t' dah
Wuhn for 'at there Dork Lord on 'is dork throne
Inner Land o' Mortar whar th' Shadahs lah
Wuhn Rang to roole 'em all, Wuhn Rang to fahnd 'em
Wuhn Rang to brang 'em owl an' inner dorkness bahnd 'em
Inner Land o' Mortar whar 'em Shadahs lah, I reck'n

10-01-2011, 09:08 PM	#8
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Ozark (U.S.) dialect version: Y'all gots three rangs fer Elvis kangs unner th' skah Seben fer 'em Dorf-lords inner howls o' stone Nahn' fer mordal mien doomt t' dah Wuhn for 'at there Dork Lord on 'is dork throne Inner Land o' Mortar whar th' Shadahs lah Wuhn Rang to roole 'em all, Wuhn Rang to fahnd 'em Wuhn Rang to brang 'em owl an' inner dorkness bahnd 'em Inner Land o' Mortar whar 'em Shadahs lah, I reck'n __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 10-01-2011 at 09:17 PM.