Paper Telephone.

[Oddwen]

Rightyo then! Here we goooooo!

The wizard, in truth, never minded explaining his cleverness more than once.

quoth the Odd one.

A nearby Pitchwife who was coating his wife in pitch heard and was inspired to draw this:



Galadriel55 saw his drawing in the pitch and told her friends Galadriel1, Galadriel2, Galadriel3, Galadriel4, Galadriel5, Galadriel6, Galadriel7, Galadriel8, Galadriel9, Galadriel10, Galadriel11, Galadriel12, Galadriel13, Galadriel14, Galadriel15, Galadriel16, Galadriel17, Galadriel18, Galadriel19, Galadriel20, Galadriel21, Galadriel22, Galadriel23, Galadriel24, Galadriel25, Galadriel26, Galadriel, Galadriel27, Galadriel28, Galadriel29, Galadriel30, Galadriel31, Galadriel32, Galadriel33, Galadriel34, Galadriel35, Galadriel36, Galadriel37, Galadriel38, Galadriel39, Galadriel40, Galadriel41, Galadriel42, Galadriel43, Galadriel44, Galadriel45,Galadriel46, Galadriel47, Galadriel48, Galadriel49, Galadriel50, Galadriel51, Galadriel52, Galadriel53, Galadriel54 and Spam that:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Gandalf had to explain three times before Bilbo, going over the complex math, comprehended that Smaug will only be killed when thirteen dwarves and one hobbit stand united against him.

Eönwë was lying in a ditch, trying to look more like Strider, when he overheard the juicy gossip. As he couldn't spell some of the words, he drew a picture hoping that Gandalf would know what he meant.



Unfortunately, Eönwë sent his note down the ditch where it flowed to the sea. Fortunately, it was found by the Sea Witch. Unfortunately, Aganzir the Sea Witch had no particular love for the grey wizard and forwarded this message to him in hopes to confuse him.

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Why can't the slow hobbits understand that thirteen dwarves and a dragon make a fight?