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Inziladun · 11-12-2011, 02:42 PM

Bilbo learned retrieving a lost contact lens was even more difficult with invisible hands.

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 03:25 PM

Bilbo: "Look at the Worm!"

Smaug: "I'm no worm, I'm a dragon!"

Bilbo: "Same thing!"

Smaug: "No, dragons are huge lizzards, not worms." *sticks tongue out for proof*

Bilbo: "Stop sticking your tongue at me, Worm!"

Smaug: "I'm not a worm, I'm a dragon!"

Parmastahir · 11-12-2011, 03:29 PM

Smaug: "I may not be able to see you, thief. But I can smell you . . . Phew! What did you have for dinner?"

Bilbo: "Drat those dwarven beans!"

narfforc · 11-25-2011, 01:22 PM

Smaug: Well whilst you are here Barrel-rider, could you help me find my lucky Penny?

FeRaL sHaDoW · 11-25-2011, 05:11 PM

Smaug impersonates Snoop dogs in his latest rap video.

Galadriel55 · 11-25-2011, 05:14 PM

Bilbo's presence makes Smaug's blood boil.

Oddwen · 11-25-2011, 09:50 PM

What poor Bilbo didn't realize is that you're not invisible if you're ON FIRE!!!

Lalwendë · 12-07-2011, 05:35 PM

Things had got really desperate in the battle to save the Eurozone.

Galadriel55 · 12-13-2011, 06:23 AM

Smaug sneezes.

Lalwendë · 12-22-2011, 06:38 PM

Episodes of Dragons' Den are so much more exciting in Middle-earth.

Lalwendë · 12-30-2011, 01:30 PM

"You would look lovely with a fringe."

Estelyn Telcontar · 12-30-2011, 01:49 PM

"You've let down your hair; now would you uncloak for me?"

Inziladun · 12-30-2011, 01:56 PM

What happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-30-2011, 02:30 PM

Galadriel: Now, Gandalf, I don't want you to tell Bilbo about our little time together.
Gandalf: Of course not.
Galadriel: Good. Because I don't want this to show up in his book.
Gandalf: Impossible!
Galadriel: Or a film about his book.
Gandalf: ... um...

Lalwendë · 12-30-2011, 03:03 PM

"Hang on, there's a little bit of Lembas in your beard."

Galadriel55 · 12-30-2011, 03:12 PM

"It's still not as long as Celeborn's."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-30-2011, 06:35 PM

Galadriel: So, tell me... When will you regenerate into Radagast?

Gandalf: I think you've completely misunderstood two completely different mythologies.

Galadriel: Shut up, Magneto!!

Galadriel55 · 12-30-2011, 06:39 PM

Gandalf: is it a strand of hair you're looking for?

Oddwen · 12-30-2011, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Gandalf: is it a strand of hair you're looking for?

Galadriel: Tee hee! Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to give Gimli the dwarf three strands of your hair and say they're mine! Tee hee!

Or...

Galadriel: Are these....ewwwww, they are! They're nose hairs!

Lalwendë · 12-30-2011, 07:56 PM

The first time Galadriel used her mirror in 3,472 years, she had a bit of a nasty surprise.

narfforc · 12-31-2011, 05:06 AM

Galadriel:- You somehow look older Gandalf, how can this be?

Gandalf:- Wizards are never old.....erm...uh.. they just age differently...

Pider Jackson:- Cut!

From the forthcoming film by One Wrong.com and Few Lines Cinema.... The Hobbit There or Thereabouts and The Question of Errorbore.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-05-2012, 02:36 PM

Do not meddle with the beards of wizards, for they are sticky and quick to tangle.

Galadriel55 · 01-05-2012, 04:17 PM

Galadriel: Gandalf! What happened to your eyebrows?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-06-2012, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Galadriel: Gandalf! What happened to your eyebrows?!

Gandalf: Some bloke with a blue box and a bow tie tried to steal them.

Galadriel55 · 02-15-2012, 05:38 PM

"And just why did you draw those bad guys?"

Werewolf games are officially replaced by Werebat games.

Thuringwethil leads the FA feminist movement against the anti-feminist Draugluin. She is extremely successful.

Inziladun · 02-15-2012, 08:38 PM

Beren learns that calling a woman "old bat" is unwise, no matter the circumstance.

Galadriel55 · 02-15-2012, 09:16 PM

Beren was horrified to hear the changes in Luthien's voice when they came out of Thuringwethil's voicebox.

Lalwendë · 03-07-2012, 05:14 PM

This year, some of the outfits worn by those attending Whitby Goth Weekend were more extreme than ever.

Galadriel55 · 03-07-2012, 05:18 PM

Beren didn't believe Luthien was serious about hitting him with a bat if he brings up the topic of sending her back to Doriath again.

Lalwendë · 03-08-2012, 02:30 PM

Today, under the thirty year rule, top secret Government documents were released for the first time. The most shocking of these reveals the mayhem that overtook the BBC TV Centre when John Noakes inadvertently transmitted the rabies virus to the Blue Peter pets. Petra was last seen being chased by a transmogrified Valerie Singleton in the form of a vampire bat through the Italian Sunken Garden as the whole complex was plunged into darkness when a crazed Peter Purves chewed his way through the power cables.

narfforc · 03-09-2012, 04:12 AM

Book 37 of The Breaking Yawn Saga tries to out-do The Munsters....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-09-2012, 06:53 AM

'I didn't expect dad to take it that badly.'

Lalwendë · 03-09-2012, 02:21 PM

Thuringwethil pursues Draugluin with vengeance in mind, after discovering that he's come home from a week away with a bad case of fleas.

Lalwendë · 03-15-2012, 06:08 PM

"Fenton. Fenton! FENTON! OH....ERU!"

Galadriel55 · 06-12-2012, 11:20 AM

"What did you do to my new picture?!!!"

Frodo: You were right, Sam, we shouldn't have tried to see Gandalf uncloaked

~~~

Frodo: There's acid in this flask. One more word and you'll lose your facial features.

Inziladun · 06-12-2012, 11:58 AM

Having already killed and eaten Gollum, Sam considers the next nearest food source.

Oddwen · 06-12-2012, 12:29 PM

Sam: Do you like it Mr. Frodo? I made it myself!

Frodo: Why, yes, I love my new....crocheted water flask?

Galadriel55 · 06-12-2012, 01:17 PM

Frodo: Just why exactly did we not ask the Eagles to take us there?

PS: nice new location, Oddy!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-13-2012, 04:44 PM

It might sound absurd, but taking turns caressing the water-flask was the only thing that kept Frodo and Sam from going completely mad.

Galadriel55 · 06-14-2012, 07:58 AM

Frodo: what... did... you.... put... in... this... flask?

Sam: just some water from that river down yonder in the Morgul-vale and the flowers that grew beside it...

11-12-2011, 02:42 PM	#13721
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Bilbo learned retrieving a lost contact lens was even more difficult with invisible hands. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-12-2011, 03:25 PM	#13722
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Bilbo: "Look at the Worm!" Smaug: "I'm no worm, I'm a dragon!" Bilbo: "Same thing!" Smaug: "No, dragons are huge lizzards, not worms." sticks tongue out for proof Bilbo: "Stop sticking your tongue at me, Worm!" Smaug: "I'm not a worm, I'm a dragon!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-12-2011, 03:29 PM	#13723
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Odoriferous Smaug: "I may not be able to see you, thief. But I can smell you . . . Phew! What did you have for dinner?" Bilbo: "Drat those dwarven beans!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

11-25-2011, 01:22 PM	#13724
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Smaug: Well whilst you are here Barrel-rider, could you help me find my lucky Penny? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-25-2011, 05:11 PM	#13725
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Smaug impersonates Snoop dogs in his latest rap video. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

11-25-2011, 05:14 PM	#13726
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Bilbo's presence makes Smaug's blood boil. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-25-2011, 09:50 PM	#13727
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	What poor Bilbo didn't realize is that you're not invisible if you're ON FIRE!!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-07-2011, 05:35 PM	#13728
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Things had got really desperate in the battle to save the Eurozone. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-13-2011, 06:23 AM	#13729
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Smaug sneezes. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-22-2011, 06:38 PM	#13730
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Episodes of Dragons' Den are so much more exciting in Middle-earth. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-30-2011, 01:30 PM	#13731
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"You would look lovely with a fringe." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-30-2011, 01:49 PM	#13732
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	"You've let down your hair; now would you uncloak for me?" __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

12-30-2011, 01:56 PM	#13733
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	What happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

12-30-2011, 02:30 PM	#13734
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Galadriel: Now, Gandalf, I don't want you to tell Bilbo about our little time together. Gandalf: Of course not. Galadriel: Good. Because I don't want this to show up in his book. Gandalf: Impossible! Galadriel: Or a film about his book. Gandalf: ... um... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-30-2011, 03:03 PM	#13735
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Hang on, there's a little bit of Lembas in your beard." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-30-2011, 03:12 PM	#13736
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	"It's still not as long as Celeborn's." __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-30-2011, 06:35 PM	#13737
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Galadriel: So, tell me... When will you regenerate into Radagast? Gandalf: I think you've completely misunderstood two completely different mythologies. Galadriel: Shut up, Magneto!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-30-2011, 06:39 PM	#13738
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Gandalf: is it a strand of hair you're looking for? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-30-2011, 07:56 PM	#13740
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The first time Galadriel used her mirror in 3,472 years, she had a bit of a nasty surprise. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-31-2011, 05:06 AM	#13741
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Galadriel:- You somehow look older Gandalf, how can this be? Gandalf:- Wizards are never old.....erm...uh.. they just age differently... Pider Jackson:- Cut! From the forthcoming film by One Wrong.com and Few Lines Cinema.... The Hobbit There or Thereabouts and The Question of Errorbore. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 01-03-2012 at 08:55 AM.

01-05-2012, 04:17 PM	#13743
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Galadriel: Gandalf! What happened to your eyebrows?! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

02-15-2012, 05:38 PM	#13745
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	"And just why did you draw those bad guys?" Werewolf games are officially replaced by Werebat games. Thuringwethil leads the FA feminist movement against the anti-feminist Draugluin. She is extremely successful. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 02-15-2012 at 05:42 PM.

02-15-2012, 08:38 PM	#13746
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Beren learns that calling a woman "old bat" is unwise, no matter the circumstance. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

02-15-2012, 09:16 PM	#13747
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Beren was horrified to hear the changes in Luthien's voice when they came out of Thuringwethil's voicebox. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-07-2012, 05:14 PM	#13748
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	This year, some of the outfits worn by those attending Whitby Goth Weekend were more extreme than ever. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-07-2012, 05:18 PM	#13749
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Beren didn't believe Luthien was serious about hitting him with a bat if he brings up the topic of sending her back to Doriath again. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-08-2012, 02:30 PM	#13750
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Today, under the thirty year rule, top secret Government documents were released for the first time. The most shocking of these reveals the mayhem that overtook the BBC TV Centre when John Noakes inadvertently transmitted the rabies virus to the Blue Peter pets. Petra was last seen being chased by a transmogrified Valerie Singleton in the form of a vampire bat through the Italian Sunken Garden as the whole complex was plunged into darkness when a crazed Peter Purves chewed his way through the power cables. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-09-2012, 04:12 AM	#13751
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Book 37 of The Breaking Yawn Saga tries to out-do The Munsters.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-09-2012, 06:53 AM	#13752
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	'I didn't expect dad to take it that badly.' __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-09-2012, 02:21 PM	#13753
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Thuringwethil pursues Draugluin with vengeance in mind, after discovering that he's come home from a week away with a bad case of fleas. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-15-2012, 06:08 PM	#13754
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Fenton. Fenton! FENTON! OH....ERU!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-12-2012, 11:20 AM	#13755
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	"What did you do to my new picture?!!!" Frodo: You were right, Sam, we shouldn't have tried to see Gandalf uncloaked ~~~ Frodo: There's acid in this flask. One more word and you'll lose your facial features. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-12-2012, 11:58 AM	#13756
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Having already killed and eaten Gollum, Sam considers the next nearest food source. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

06-12-2012, 12:29 PM	#13757
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: Do you like it Mr. Frodo? I made it myself! Frodo: Why, yes, I love my new....crocheted water flask? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-12-2012, 01:17 PM	#13758
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,517	Frodo: Just why exactly did we not ask the Eagles to take us there? PS: nice new location, Oddy! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera