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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-11-2012, 06:56 AM

The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil.

Mithalwen · 09-11-2012, 07:33 AM

If anyone accused Thranduil of being camp he was ready to attack them with his biggest nailfile.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-11-2012, 07:44 AM

Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow.

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"This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing can cut through it."

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When Thranduil woke up that morning, he realised his badly behaved teenage son had been at his pranks again: sticking twigs into his father's rich hair, well knowing that he won't be able to get it out.

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(lower part of the picture) Thranduil is successfully hiding a Finnish flag behind his back.

09-11-2012, 06:56 AM	#1
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	The people of Mirkwood were still no closer to finding out who had stolen all of their BacoFoil. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

09-11-2012, 07:33 AM	#2
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	If anyone accused Thranduil of being camp he was ready to attack them with his biggest nailfile. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-11-2012, 07:44 AM	#3
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Thranduil's emo-tendencies became apparent when he decided to make the radical step not only to cut his wrist, but to chop off his arm at the elbow. OR "This is a mithril shirt, see? Nothing can cut through it." OR When Thranduil woke up that morning, he realised his badly behaved teenage son had been at his pranks again: sticking twigs into his father's rich hair, well knowing that he won't be able to get it out. OR (lower part of the picture) Thranduil is successfully hiding a Finnish flag behind his back. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories