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Galadriel55 · 09-17-2012, 06:12 PM

"Calm down, Gandalf, you look worse than Barliman's wife after he overindulges in his prize ale!"

Oddwen · 09-17-2012, 09:53 PM

Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. These things only got more difficult the more he aged. Still, he proudly met the gazes of the gathered council and placed his hand saucily on his hip.

"Elrond," he proclaimed. "You just got served."

Galadriel55 · 09-18-2012, 11:49 AM

"No, I will take the Ring!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-18-2012, 05:35 PM

Gandalf did not posses the voice of Saruman, but he had developed a rather effective technique of persuasion. In this case he was sure that he only had to hold his breath for a few minutes more, then Elrond would give in and the argument be won.

Lalwendë · 09-19-2012, 04:25 PM

Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered that pizza for delivery an hour ago!"

Kitanna · 09-19-2012, 07:50 PM

Gandalf: Who has been leaving hair in the drains?

MCRmyGirl4eva · 09-21-2012, 10:38 AM

Galdalf pouts when Elrond informs himthat his hair just doesn't keep up with the current styles. The witnesses watch with baited breath, more than willing to testify in court if Gandalf attacks Elrond for the constructive criticism.

09-17-2012, 06:12 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,484	"Calm down, Gandalf, you look worse than Barliman's wife after he overindulges in his prize ale!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-17-2012, 09:53 PM	#2
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. These things only got more difficult the more he aged. Still, he proudly met the gazes of the gathered council and placed his hand saucily on his hip. "Elrond," he proclaimed. "You just got served." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-18-2012, 11:49 AM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,484	"No, I will take the Ring!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-19-2012, 04:25 PM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered that pizza for delivery an hour ago!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-19-2012, 07:50 PM	#6
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Who has been leaving hair in the drains? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-21-2012, 10:38 AM	#7
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Galdalf pouts when Elrond informs himthat his hair just doesn't keep up with the current styles. The witnesses watch with baited breath, more than willing to testify in court if Gandalf attacks Elrond for the constructive criticism. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."