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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Australia
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I wish that the four hobbits were raised by Gandalf.
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"Firiel looked out at three o'clock, The grey night was going" - J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Last Ship" Last edited by morwen edhelwen; 10-23-2012 at 05:38 AM. |
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
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He did, and now he wants to make the world a hobbits only place... preparing for the inevitable war with mankind.
I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Granted, but they turn out to be 14 hours long each and largely focussed on the linguistic differences of each planet.
I wish Thranduil had invited the dwarves to his party.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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I wish hobbits were taller.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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As you wish! The hobbits were all the height of Men, and differentiated only by their unusual feet. Sadly, this made Bilbo impossible to carry from the caves of the goblins, and so, he was eaten without ever finding the ring, which was eventually found by the Nazgul, who helped Sauron destroy Middle Earth. I hope you're proud of yourself.
I wish Frodo had not been stabbed upon Weathertop when the campsite was attacked.
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Join Date: Sep 2012
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He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he deflated like a balloon and was mistaken for Gollum. Gandalf drove him away and Frodo had to run around Mordor all-alone at the mercy of the real Gollum. I wish Eowyn had an evil twin sister.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Granted! The evil twin sister discovers Eowyn's secret before she leaves and holds her back in Rohan by force, so there is no one to kill the Witch-King and Sauron defeats Gondor in battle.
I wish Maedhros did not commit suicide
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