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Old 10-23-2012, 02:38 AM   #1
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All right, they will. But they scare the living daylights out of all hobbits except for Sam, Pippin, and Merry, who are considered to be traitors, because of their friendship with Treebeard who comes by as well. The result is that the hobbits lock the three up in a cellar to starve to death and leave Shire forever. They, of course, will find shelter in the rebuilt kindom of Arnor, but they won't listen to Aragorn who tells them that Ents are OK and that hobbits can safely go back to Shire. Hobbits feel very uncofortable aongst men, so many leave to look for better places and get lost. Soon after the race of hobbits becomes extinct.
You had it your way.

I wish Grima hit Saruman with the Palanthir that he threw out of the window.
He does, but Saruman tortures him for eternity as punishment and turns Rohan into what the Shire was like in the Scouring of the Shire.

I wish that the four hobbits were raised by Gandalf.
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:42 PM   #2
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I wish that the four hobbits were raised by Gandalf.
He did, and now he wants to make the world a hobbits only place... preparing for the inevitable war with mankind.


I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:49 PM   #3
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I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.
Granted, but they turn out to be 14 hours long each and largely focussed on the linguistic differences of each planet.

I wish Thranduil had invited the dwarves to his party.
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Old 10-23-2012, 03:44 PM   #4
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I wish Thranduil had invited the dwarves to his party.
Have it your way! The hungry Dwarves quickly devour all the food, so the Elves have to go home hungry and miserable. And this sparks afresh the hostilities between Elves and Dwarves.


I wish hobbits were taller.
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Old 10-24-2012, 12:40 PM   #5
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I wish hobbits were taller.
As you wish! The hobbits were all the height of Men, and differentiated only by their unusual feet. Sadly, this made Bilbo impossible to carry from the caves of the goblins, and so, he was eaten without ever finding the ring, which was eventually found by the Nazgul, who helped Sauron destroy Middle Earth. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish Frodo had not been stabbed upon Weathertop when the campsite was attacked.
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Old 10-24-2012, 03:29 PM   #6
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I wish Frodo had not been stabbed upon Weathertop when the campsite was attacked.

He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he deflated like a balloon and was mistaken for Gollum. Gandalf drove him away and Frodo had to run around Mordor all-alone at the mercy of the real Gollum.

I wish Eowyn had an evil twin sister.
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Old 10-24-2012, 08:08 PM   #7
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I wish Eowyn had an evil twin sister.
Granted! The evil twin sister discovers Eowyn's secret before she leaves and holds her back in Rohan by force, so there is no one to kill the Witch-King and Sauron defeats Gondor in battle.

I wish Maedhros did not commit suicide
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