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01-27-2013, 05:21 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!   Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Special thanks to Squatter for writing the mini headlines this week! I always like it when people do work for me. I am very lazy.
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02-03-2013, 04:12 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Extra special thanks to Squatter once again for writing the mini headlines this week! I always like it when people do work for me. I am still very lazy.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-03-2013, 05:44 PM
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Nogrod's Press-release
Next I'm going to become a teacher and force my message into the innocent little kids' minds.
Just wait and see your children learning my way! There's no stopping me while I tour with the band on weekends and the stupendously long summer-vacations.
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02-03-2013, 05:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Morsul!!!!
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02-10-2013, 05:13 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Extra special thanks to Squatter once again for writing the mini headlines this week! I always like it when people do work for me. I am still very lazy.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-10-2013, 05:52 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Pointless conversation attempted over this thread. Everyone wins post count.
(I love that headline!!!  )
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02-13-2013, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Let me tell you about my new best friend...
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02-24-2013, 04:01 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Extra special thanks to Squatter once again for writing the mini headlines this week! I always like it when people do work for me. I am still very lazy.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-26-2013, 02:11 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Maybe Gimli shouldn't have left the Lonely Mountain.
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03-03-2013, 03:47 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Extra special thanks to Squatter once again for writing the mini headlines this week! I always like it when people do work for me. I am still very lazy.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-03-2013, 03:59 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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This P&A is simply too amusing. Nuff said.
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03-03-2013, 04:31 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Ahaha awesome! And so true.
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03-17-2013, 04:29 PM
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Alive without breath
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Sorry for missing last week! I was busy having a horribly traumatic driving experience that left me very drained and ill for several days. Hopefully this week will make up for it. Well, it won't, but still. Here it is.
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03-17-2013, 05:07 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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The answer is yes.
(And I very much approve of the question.)Blowing things up seems to run in the family. I hope you feel better, Hook. We can set traumatic driving experiences on fire, then stomp on the ashes, then drown them, then hang, draw, and quarter whatever's left, and then ask Lommy to blow the whole thing up for us. Afterwards, we'll feed the remaints to the Watcher. That should do it. 
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03-24-2013, 04:57 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... You may have heard the news, perhaps the rumors of a Phantom and Alien animation. Well. They are true. So true, in fact, that I'm going to post a link to said animation below. Enjoy these final moments of sanity. They will be your last.
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03-24-2013, 04:58 PM
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Here's the video!
It is the final culmination of many months of animating and composing and voice recording. A Barrow Downs cooperative project. Feast your ears on this... 
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03-24-2013, 06:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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not gonna lie that picture is TERRIFYING!
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03-24-2013, 09:37 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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I love the beginning. I love the ending. I DAMN LOVE THIS VIDEO.
(But the ending especially is legendary!)
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03-25-2013, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Peter Hampton sure is a ray of sunshine, isn't he? And what's this about a part two? In how many years should we expect this?
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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03-31-2013, 03:18 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Well, that was fun, wasn't it? The Downer is always open to submitted stories, you know? I'm not saying you have to write for us, but if you did then you might win a special prize! This may or may not be a complete lie. It is a complete lie. It's not. Actually it is.
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04-07-2013, 02:33 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... Well, that was fun, wasn't it? Feel free to tell me if it wasn't. Your views will be taken into consideration when you are brought to trial and sentenced to death for a thousand years.
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04-14-2013, 02:47 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-15-2013 at 12:09 PM. |
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04-14-2013, 09:16 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Darkest hour indeed. How dare that king outlaw tea! That is outrageous! He'll be sorry for that when he meets this great elf warrior. He'll be sorry!
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04-21-2013, 03:30 PM
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 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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04-28-2013, 04:38 PM
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All the news of the fare! And also the fair. And the mare. And the pare. I'll stop this now, shall I?
Special thanks to regular reader, Galadriel55 for submitting a story this week (and next week). All the thanks in the world, in fact. Which, turns out, is just three. You get three thanks. Well done.  Now we return to the dark and dingy world of the Phantom and Alien Noir! I know it's dark, I know it's scary. But as the plot thickens, so does the pudding. And everyone likes pudding. But, um, having some trouble with the P&A episode at the moment. And I'm far too tired to fix it properly. Hopefully it'll be up tomorrow. I know you're all just on the edge of your seats to see what happens!
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04-29-2013, 01:45 AM
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And now the Phantom and Alien Noir
ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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05-05-2013, 04:48 PM
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All this news must be good for you. So eat it all up!
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-25-2013 at 02:46 PM. |
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05-05-2013, 06:22 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Don't worry Glirdan, I would never paint anything orange.
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05-05-2013, 07:35 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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This is not the first time I am in the hospital after submitting an article. Maybe I should take the hint and stop writing entirely normal and truthful things.
By the way, I love the author of the criminal guide. Thumbs up!
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05-12-2013, 03:09 PM
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The news is on your face. Now.
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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05-12-2013, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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I never! I was never involved with such a spectacle!
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05-13-2013, 08:47 AM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
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Laughing at Phantom & Alien.
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Good to see that you left out invisible horse meat scandal that my company most definitely had nothing to do with... and which never happened... yeah.
Incredible how efficient a few well placed Orlando Bloom poster can be.
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05-19-2013, 03:11 PM
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The news is on your face. Now.
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though...
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05-24-2013, 08:52 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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I love the news.
Well, that's no news. Still. (geez, every time I make a post the smileys are arranged in a different order! This is so irksome!)
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05-26-2013, 03:25 PM
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Newer than new shoes, it's the latest news!!
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... All the fun of the fair with a fair amount of fun.
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06-02-2013, 03:21 PM
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Dance around the News Pole!
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... All the fun of the fair with a fair amount of fun. Now that the Downs' is back to full working order, I'm going to take this opportunity to ask for any article submissions for no reason. ; )
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06-04-2013, 04:43 PM
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Maybe for the first time of it's history The Downer has a story that is true!
 My lazyness-beard did get cut only three days before the article - whether it happened the way the article described will remain a mystery for ever after though.
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Of course I'm innocent. I haven't seen an installation of modern art since I saw Shelob at the Tate some years ago.
I'm sure that hallucinations are the only sane response to modern art. That, and reading the Downer. Well, no, maybe that's not sane. So it's blackbirds and mushrooms in berry pie? You'd better not get me to cook at the next moot. 
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06-09-2013, 02:55 PM
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News and the world Newses with news!
 And now the Phantom and Alien Noir ENJOY!  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though... "Yarr! This be a pirate paper." So said Sir Carrot McNotapirate when he first read our little newspaper. But what would he know, eh?
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