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Doubting Dwimmerlaik
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I don't care if PJ calls Hobbit III "Romancing the Arkenstone" or "Return of the Writhe." I'm much much MUCH more interested in those extra 25 minutes of new DoS scenes! Hopefully they've extended the battle, chase and dragon snout disco scenes, as I felt that those were cut a little short.
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I wonder what the reaction of tolkien community when the movie is released......
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There are some interesting facts about the profit of the Hobbit movies in this blog post from Shaun Gunner, chair of the Tolkien Society, on the new TS website. Things are not spiffy in Jacksonville.
The Battle of the Five Armies is the right name for the third Hobbit movie
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I have given up the the Tolkien Society. Felt I had accidentally joined the Peter Jackson society.
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Wight
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The change of name would probably decrease the already low reception of peter jackson in the eye of book tolkienist.
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Pilgrim Soul
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Don't see why. It is a better title and a Tolkien title and so trivial compared to what he had already done.
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Not that I use profit as a measure of quality of a movie, btw. DoS sounds like a computer system. I want to know why it is the battle of "the five armies" and not just the battle of "five armies." Yes, I am a pedantic.
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Doubting Dwimmerlaik
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That's showing your age (and mine).
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![]() But then the whole article sounds rather familiar, doesn’t it?: “...if they do come to the books via the films then that is surely good news all round.” “..these action scenes are nothing new to Jackson’s films or Tolkien’s books...” “...further use of ‘The Appendices’…" “...channels the essence of the story…” “..Jackson is a creative and a massive fan of Tolkien’s works– this change is the right decision.."
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Honestly, though, I really do think the new title is an improvement on "There and Back Again", which doesn't make sense applied to only the last third of the story- though why didn't they think of that earlier?
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Apologies for the long post. Incidentally, I don't actually care about the change of title.
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This reeks of sheer apologism to me. Yet what purpose does it serve to be an apologist for the corporate decision making of Warner Bros.? This is not an issue of artistic integrity, as the article itself admits: "I have no doubt that executives at the studio would not have agreed to the decision unless they did believe it would boost the film’s popularity and, therefore, its box office takings." Quote:
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While stirring up the pot over at the OneRing.net forum (one of my favorite pasttimes as of late), I made the simple point that the change from TABA to BOFA was inevitable, as "There and Back Again" refers to the main character of The Hobbit. But there has been a diminution of the character (if a hobbit could be further minimized
![]() As Zigur inferred, Tolkien primarily centered on a single character, Jackson on so many sundry subplots (whether canon or fan-fic) that poor Bilbo is no longer the central attraction in his own story. So, the Battle of Five Armies will take up 45 minutes to an hour of film and the Battle of Dol Guldur will hog another 1/2 hour of the movie, and dear old Smaug must get another 1/2 hour to complete his fiery swan song. Throw in the probable tear-jerking death of Tauriel in the arms of a sobbing Legolas, and you really haven't got much left for Bilbo Baggins.
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As the Stomach Turns
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"Implausible Cliché Scenarios" She thought she'd live a life of dedication To fighting in her Woodland King's defense But found that exercise and perspiration Brought little in the way of compensation And left her feeling frustrated and tense. Yet with a youthful elvish lord's appearance On set, the script required for her to swoon And fantasize that with some perseverance She might obtain her king's discharge and clearance To consummate their love beneath the moon. But then a hobbit and some dwarves upended Her dreams when they came blundering on scene. And thus she found her reveries suspended When duty called and greedy foes contended For treasure guarded by a dragon mean. She suited up for fighting then, deflated, For as her part demanded, she must die. The writers of the script had her created To love a young Elf Lord she never dated While only grinning goblins said: "Goodbye!" Michael Murry, "The Misfortune Teller," Copyright 2011 I'll have to go back and revist the other poems in the cycle just to check, but I think even I did not anticipate the cheesy "check in my trousers" innuendo between the incarcerated dwarf Kili and the Elf Chick trying to stir up a little jealousy on the part of Prince Legolas -- destined for his own bromance with the dwarf Gimli in the later annals of Middle Earth. Nope. The Elf Chick will just have to die after slaughtering countless orcs but failing to save Kili in the Battle of Five Battalions. It simply had to happen. So it will.
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![]() Nice post. Regarding the title not sure why anyone cares. DoS was just the subtitle, yet the main-titled character is barely in the flick (or, at least, is inconsequential).
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