Cards Against Tolkien - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nogrod · 07-08-2014, 01:57 AM

Just spicing this up by Aganzir...

Where there's ______, there's _______.

Eönwë · 07-08-2014, 06:03 AM

They're taking the ______ to ________!

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-08-2014, 07:22 AM

To paraphrase Mrs. Eulalie Mackenchnie Shinn evaluating
The Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam to Marian the Librarian
...This is a smutty thread!

Aganzir · 07-08-2014, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nogrod

Just spicing this up by Aganzir...

Where there's ______, there's _______.

I did think about this but don't necessarily think it's better. In my opinion it will result in overly complicated sentences, most of which will be a bit of a letdown. What do you others think?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

To paraphrase Mrs. Eulalie Mackenchnie Shinn evaluating
The Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam to Marian the Librarian
...This is a smutty thread!

And here I thought we were doing our best to be good!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 07-08-2014, 01:07 PM

Not trying particularly hard, but making a token effort at least. More so than the real Cards Against Humanity anyway, bless its obscene little heart.

Here are are some more ideas, although some of them might be a bit obscure. Nobody minds that do they? Yes? Tough.

Black cards
- Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up ___ before Manwë he ___
-Only once before have I seen ___ from afar in waking life
- ...as huge aloft like mace he hurled ___
- "But are none yet nigh us that knew of yore
That mighty ___, mark of ___"
You have nice ___ for a thief and a liar
You can hear ___ through ___ twanging
"We found ___ at the Mitre" JRRT
A Tolkien family holiday was never complete without ___
Its ___ stretched out like ___

White cards
-The colour of Legolas' hare
-Morgoth's mighty mace
-Elven hair clippings
-A careless semantic oversight
-Balrog-winging
- Gandalf's very secret diary
- Carved in the living rock
- Aredhel the bad girl
-Blaming Guinevere for everything
- Many mighty lays of men
-An evil fay in beastlike shape
-If you know what I mean
-A feast of Real Tail
- Breaking the North Pole
- Waking Durin's Bane
- A dragon in which the old fire is hot enough
- The springle-ring

07-08-2014, 01:57 AM	#1
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Just spicing this up by Aganzir... Where there's ______, there's _______. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

07-08-2014, 06:03 AM	#2
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	They're taking the ______ to ________! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-08-2014, 07:22 AM	#3
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	To paraphrase Mrs. Eulalie Mackenchnie Shinn evaluating The Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam to Marian the Librarian ...This is a smutty thread! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-08-2014, 01:07 PM	#5
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Not trying particularly hard, but making a token effort at least. More so than the real Cards Against Humanity anyway, bless its obscene little heart. Here are are some more ideas, although some of them might be a bit obscure. Nobody minds that do they? Yes? Tough. Black cards - Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up ___ before Manwë he ___ -Only once before have I seen ___ from afar in waking life - ...as huge aloft like mace he hurled ___ - "But are none yet nigh us that knew of yore That mighty ___, mark of ___" You have nice ___ for a thief and a liar You can hear ___ through ___ twanging "We found ___ at the Mitre" JRRT A Tolkien family holiday was never complete without ___ Its ___ stretched out like ___ White cards -The colour of Legolas' hare -Morgoth's mighty mace -Elven hair clippings -A careless semantic oversight -Balrog-winging - Gandalf's very secret diary - Carved in the living rock - Aredhel the bad girl -Blaming Guinevere for everything - Many mighty lays of men -An evil fay in beastlike shape -If you know what I mean -A feast of Real Tail - Breaking the North Pole - Waking Durin's Bane - A dragon in which the old fire is hot enough - The springle-ring __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?